If you want to get past a .44 magnum, be my guest.
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone elseWait, wrong movie.
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone elseSeeing as I'm the only one properly equipped to deal with the biohazard that is a hotel room bed, I should get it.
Oh really when?-makes mad dash for the coffee maker-
MINE!
I don’t even know anymore.The man with the trench coat walked in and placed his suitcases on the bed. "This room looks decent..."
(Oh you! XD)
edited 11th Mar '16 5:19:14 AM by Fiona-Rose
"Have you learned nothing?..."Oh, Fiona! *cue laugh track*
However, right after him, a tall humanoid with a group of Juralians walks in.
Juralmao: How foolish! You Earthlings must know that this bed is reserved for the Jural Seijin, by which I mean my friends, these Jurals, and myself, the great Juralmao.
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.The looks up at the tall being. "W-wha?" He squint his eyes. "If it's reserved then go ahead."
"Have you learned nothing?..."The witch enters, lugging a large, heavy suitcase with her. "All those annoying servants chattering away by my side all the time. I couldn't stand it anymore. I really needed this break."
She stops, watching the scene that has unfolded. "What are all of you doing here, in my room?
The ink flows into a dark puddle, just move your hand- write the way into his heartJuralmao: Good for you.
The Juralmao lays down on the bed, with his Jurals around, and starts watching "The History of the Great War"
Maou: How foolish Earthlings are. Nearly wiping themselves out over a car crash!
Maou notices the sorceress.
Maou: Who said that this is your room? However, if you swear allegiance to the Jural Seijin, I may let you have the room.
edited 11th Mar '16 5:27:11 AM by arcada188
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey."Huh? This is your room?" The man scratched his head. What are all of these strange beings coming from? He thought to himself.
"Have you learned nothing?...""That feckless clerk promised me that this would be an exclusive stay. Spending a whole month with you nitwits, whoever you are, is not what I'd call exclusive."
The ink flows into a dark puddle, just move your hand- write the way into his heartMaou: Nitwit? Excuse me, but we the Jural Seijin are among the greatest of the sapient races!
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey."Did I get the wrong room or something?" The man asked hesitantly.
"Have you learned nothing?...""Look here, Mr.Hooknose, but there are many sapient races to be found where I'm from. There are even trees that might end up crying if you picked fruit from their boughs. Over-sensitive weaklings. But beside the point, being merely sapient does not give you any degree of superiority here. Now, clear the way for the bed, you worthless waste of space!"
"Yes. Why, I believe you did. Now please leave. Immediately."
edited 11th Mar '16 5:35:20 AM by cake1
The ink flows into a dark puddle, just move your hand- write the way into his heart"Now now now. Let's all get along here. We'll try and settle this." Ford walked in between them.
edited 11th Mar '16 5:36:02 AM by Fiona-Rose
"Have you learned nothing?..."Maou is even more angered. The Jural Seijin are wrathful.
Jural: How dare you call our king Mr. Hooknose?!
Juralmao: That's it. We're leaving. That Earthling clerk was a moron!
They leave.
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey."That's better." Ford huffed as he turned to the witch. "Now, miss. I'm only going to be staying here for a couple of nights. I need somewhere to stay before I carry on with my mission. We could possibly share a room. Just think of it like college...you have a roommate."
edited 11th Mar '16 5:40:19 AM by Fiona-Rose
"Have you learned nothing?...""Now, it's just the three of us. Give me a moment."
She turns her attention to the bulky suitcase beside her. She performs a strange gesture towards it and recites words in a foreign tongue.
"ZIZZY, IZZY-OOK!" The suitcase levitates in mid-air, before traveling halfway across the room and landing neatly on the bed."Now, as I was saying..."
"College? I do not know of this "college" that you speak of. I will not participate in any of this world's strange practices, such as sharing rooms and "micro-waving" food. What can't a good roast fire pit do?"
edited 11th Mar '16 5:42:51 AM by cake1
The ink flows into a dark puddle, just move your hand- write the way into his heart"I'm not staying here long. Perhaps we could settle this like civil people." Ford cringed. "It won't be that bad. I promise. I'm clean, organized and respectful. I'm sure it will be no problem."
"Have you learned nothing?...""Hmm. How about...NO!" She summons a particularly large and madly flaming fireball, which hovers above the palm of her hand. It glows menacingly. "I'll give you THREE MINUTES to explain yourself or come up with a better solution, or else you'll be going up faster than a scarecrow!"
edited 11th Mar '16 5:50:34 AM by cake1
The ink flows into a dark puddle, just move your hand- write the way into his heartFord started to sweat. "Um. I have an important mission and I need to stay somewhere. I'm trying to find a way to stop this deadly dream demon and if I don't stop him then disaster strikes! The universe will be at stake and it will all be on my shoulders!" Ford explained. "I'm trying to fix a mistake I've made."
edited 11th Mar '16 5:55:04 AM by Fiona-Rose
"Have you learned nothing?...""Would this "demon" you are combating affect my world as well?"
The ink flows into a dark puddle, just move your hand- write the way into his heart"Oh definitely! He's...." Ford shuddered. "...terrifying."
"Have you learned nothing?..."
Ok, which one of us is going to get the only bed?