At the heart of the world...
A small, round, rocklike creature with very thin arms, a collection of clovers growing on his back, and a permanent "not having this" look in its quite large eyes.
Jubilee Drop
edited 22nd Jan '15 7:04:47 AM by BlackMageAnolis
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a slime like creature that hangs from ceilings, branches, and other such areas, which drop on to prey, which it paralyses, and drains the blood of, before laying eggs in the stomach, which hatch 3 months later, and find a suitable habitat. They are capable of eating through nonliving materials, including wood, metal, clothing, and dead tissue, as well as digging through soil, all of which are used to escape the cadaver after gestation. The only way to prevent the eggs from hatching, is mummification/preservation of the body, cremation, or extraction followed by exposure to sodium chloride.
Sweet dreams
Trimanuchians
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Asgore Adopts Noelle
Lizard People in Roman Armor.
Kr'gwillgiz-Nerrik
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big scary cottages… with giant chicken feet.
chtaroumanti
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hey i dunno, why don't you tell me
Sapient chairs with praying mantis legs and arms.
Giltstracken
i care but i'm restless, i'm here but i'm really gone, i'm wrong and i'm sorry, baby
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german zombies carrying memories from multiple people, motivated by revenge
hollering wallyoohrompadontid
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Something something DBZ
A yeti like creature with yellow fur horns and a giant mouth it hollars a lot
Gimpy Urunir
edited 22nd Jun '15 11:02:23 AM by YOLOisfox
What is a man? A miserable pile of secrets, but enough talk have at you!
The World's Least Powerful Man
A humanoid creature with an atrophied leg, giving it a lurching gait. It is either wearing furs or is furred itself, hunch-backed, and fat about the midsection. It's face is hollow-looking; with red eyes. It has a pair of short antlers on either side of it's head.
Altruist
edited 22nd Jun '15 11:41:57 AM by dvorak
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a sea monster resembling a large bear with walrus like flippers instead of paws, they can grow to sizes that rival blue whales.
hobbled kninglethorp
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The King Without a Kingdom
A misshapen raven that looks like a crippled king from a distance.
Rootrot.
It's been 3000 years…
Where did that go?
A small creature resembling an injured root on a tree, will become animate and attack anyone curious enough to approach it
Avelus Rex
Sometimes it best to leave the lights Off
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a dinosaur like creature from avelus, new guinea.
larenlorkanuce
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i repeat, larenlorkanuce
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Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
A man-sized, carnivorous... something. The shape is always vague, but the locals describe it as "the realization of thought, made real." Prefers stags, but starving ones will eat just about anything.
Lovecraft's Red Limiter
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
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a horrible squid with crimson handcuff tentacles, which slowly drain the victim's life, weakening them until they turn to dust.
Monocorn
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A cousin of the Unicorn, better known for not only being less magical, but also having a larger horn, and being pretty okay with impaling attackers with it.
Bringer of Endless Despair
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
hey i dunno, why don't you tell me
The one true fan of My Immortal.
Bruntilda
i care but i'm restless, i'm here but i'm really gone, i'm wrong and i'm sorry, baby
Gruntilda's buff Germanic sister.
The Undeserving
Dread Pirate Captain
A lost spirit doomed to wander the world for eternity. When he originally died, he was judged too sinful to enter heaven, not vile enough to be condemned in hell, and considered unworthy of purgatory - in other words, he is undeserving of all three afterlife "destinations".
The Man Who Weeps For Nothingness
Don't stop, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need-proceed, just proceed, 'cause this is what you need!
Hello!
An unfortunate humanoid who is saddened over everyone's greed, and seeks those who also desire nothingness.
Apologies if I didn't do too much justice for this one, and I apologize in advance for the inbound pun.
Cryobe
edited 15th Oct '15 8:57:04 AM by NESgamer190
"If you have any beefs with Santa, do remember to SETTLE IT IN SMASH!" Quote by Edveed
An Ice-element insect living in great colonies in the arctic regions, whose venom turns the blood of its victim into slowly-expanding ice.
Unremembered Legionnaires
need bigger friends
Mobs of dead soldiers from centuries ago, who really hate it when you talk bad about their empire in front of them.
"Before whom evil trembles"
Try imagining how far the universe extends! Keep thinking about it until you go insane.
A dead paladin whose indomitable will to combat the forces of darkness has kept him eternally leashed to this plane of existence; his power has only grown in the millennia since his death, and he is now more a force of nature than a ghost.
The Shard
The World's Least Powerful Man
A malignant levitating crystal. It launches splinters of itself at people, which grow into smaller Shards by draining their blood.
Your Mom
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A stick-thin humanoid that hurls an unceasing barrage of insults and lies at its opponent; its physical strength increases the more its prey starts to believe them.
Shamrock
i care but i'm restless, i'm here but i'm really gone, i'm wrong and i'm sorry, baby