The thing with the red gold crown.
Tell her you came to inquire about the job.
It comes. The corrupter comes. Don't let it touch the tower lest all reality crumble.
Razzin-Frazzin Robot
The woman says "Okay then. My name is Molly Pop. Now," she hands you a slip of paper. "what job do you want?"
The three jobs are:
"Working in the factory."
"Mining on Planet Bonbon."
"Human Cannonball for the candy carnival."
What shall you do?
> Accept mining application
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
Razzin-Frazzin Robot
Molly Pop says "So you want to do some mining. Good choice. Meet me on the roof tonight."
That night, you head to the roof and see Molly, who's carrying something large. She approaches you, revealing it to be a large stripped rocket. She begins tying it around your waistline and says "Ok, you'll want to be mining for the lemon flavored candy. That stuff's the best."
When she's finished tying the rocket to you, she hands you a pickaxe and a pair of goggles, which you put on. Then she picks up the rocket's fuse and holds it to her bubblegum cigar, somehow lighting it.
As the fuse burns away, Molly hands you her bubblegum cigar and says "Good luck."
With a loud explosion, you go shooting into the night sky. Pretty soon, you're flying miles above the ground. You enter space and pass the moon.
Eventually, you start to fly towards an odd-multicolored planet.
What shall you do?
The thing with the red gold crown.
Scream despite no one is able to hear me
It comes. The corrupter comes. Don't let it touch the tower lest all reality crumble.
> Somehow not die from the vacuum of space, massive g-forces, or re-entry, and brace for impact.
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
Razzin-Frazzin Robot
You brace for impact as you crash-land on the strange multicoloured planet. You're about to look around when suddenly your rocket explodes, sending you flying over a nearby hill. You look up and see a cave in front of you.
What do you do?
The thing with the red gold crown.
Enter the cave and pretend to be hardcore.
It comes. The corrupter comes. Don't let it touch the tower lest all reality crumble.
> Lick the cavern walls
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
You do your best Kool-Aid man impression and crash through one of the walls. The room you crash into has a throne made of chocolate in it, and there is a woman lounging on it. She is wearing a peppermint crown and has a bubblegum cigar rested on her lips.
"Oh hello." She says waving to you. "Are you here about the job offer?"