Wild Ronin: Destroy All Kaiju

Why do you not want a giant robot to knee a giant monster in the balls?

Wild Ronin exited. It was destroyed early on before the movie began.

Maybe we should put space between Ronin and Gororon and let everything else fire at it.

Could we use our Railguns as makeshift ammo deployers to get ammo to Ronin at this moment?

Neat idea but it probably won't work. I think our revolver bullets are wider then the railgun slugs.

A railgun slug could make a good makeshift weapon though. They're large spikes, right?

They're the size of telephone poles. I suppose you could shiv somebody with one.

I'd suggest trying to poke its eyes out with one, but the way we keep rolling we'd probably just drop it and step on it like a giant rusty nail.

How big is our revolver ammo?

About the size of a Buick.

Alright, so I vote for Badwolf's full broadside plan.

Also, future idea.

When we've reversed engineer the IFO thingies we should totally research a way for them to combine into massive rings. So that we can have a high power, portable, coil gun. We can then use said coil gun to launch Wild Ronin into SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEEE.

They can also be used to safely decelerate Wild Ronin upon reentry. I am aware this plan is entirely pointless if we never have a space kaiju to punch. Though I suppose it might work for just high altitude kaiju. I am also aware that this is a long long time away.

You could also use it for a body slam attack.

How much of an attack penalty does our right arm have?

-2 to die rolls. IE if it would hit on a 5 or better normally, now it has to hit on a 7 or better.

Of course Gororon's a fast sucker, so he does actually evade 5's from your 3 in melee skill.

It also does less damage.

What's the penalty on a kick or a headbutt?

Kicks are fine as they usually are (-4 to roll, as opposed to -2 to die) and headbutts... Uh, don't have stats right now.

I should get on that if you're seriously considering it.

I am. I mean, the head's right there, next to the kaiju. I'm just sad we don't have any jaeger teeth.

I wonder if we could strip wires out of our bad arm and stick them in the Kaiju's spine and have enough energy to cause muscle spasms.

Next round we need a knife that only works for us.

Well, like the Ugly Stick you won't see the stats for it until you make an actual swing with it anyway.

That would be an interesting way to improvise an electrical attack.

edited 18th Aug '13 8:22:55 PM by ShirowShirow

So, I was rereading the description of the aliens in the IFO. They didn't sound like the kaiju makers in appearance. But I could be misremembering their appearance.

It's possible the makers are just as variable as the Kaiju they produce, or maybe these pilots are just a new form of (much smaller) Kaiju and not the makers themselves.

Honestly, I'm still thinking these aliens aren't the kaiju makers. They might be allies of theirs, but the kaiju makers seem to only do biotech.

They are those who follow the Church of the Kaiju. They have developed biotechnology to become closer to what they love and developed the baubles to fight by their side.

Stop having ideas that are cooler than what's already in the game.

Although I did sorta have an idea that's similar to that that you might go up against later.

So did we have a move we'd voted and agreed on or do we really need to get back on topic and figure out what to do next?

I voted for Badwolf's full broadside thing.

That's pretty much our only option at this point, so I guess I'll support that.

I also agree to the plan because it had the word genitalia adjacent to it.

It gives me hope.