Assassin's Creed II.
Think Diablo if it was a Mad Max-style FPS.
Lampshade Hanging: It's a lifestyle.Correct!
Borderlands
You're a furry who steals shit.
edited 29th Jul '13 12:17:04 PM by Firestorm
Conker's Bad Fur Day?
You're a drug addict who is constantly popping pills and running from the ghosts of his past.
Smile for me!Bingo.
Pac-Man.
Sly Cooper?
A trivia game that mocks everything under the sun.
edited 29th Jul '13 12:23:10 PM by DragonGeyser
Lampshade Hanging: It's a lifestyle.This belongs more in the Forum Games, honestly.
Please help out our The History Of Video Games page.If that's the case, then feel free to move this there, mods.
Correct, though good guess Muramasan!
You Don't Know Jack?
You're tasked with saving the President, but your girlfriend won't shut up and why are you naked?
edited 29th Jul '13 12:42:18 PM by Firestorm
Yep.
I can't help but think of Metal Gear Solid 2.
Condemned souls are stolen from under their teacher's nose. Hilarity Ensues.
Lampshade Hanging: It's a lifestyle.You would be right!
...I'll just be honest and say I'm drawing a total blank on that one.
Max Payne?
UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOIDragon Geyser was correct; it is indeed Pac-Man, but good guess Phanty.
As for the current one... no clue.
edited 29th Jul '13 1:18:13 PM by Muramasan13
Smile for me!Eh, I'll just put a bad description here.
Girls sing and strip to prevent Gaia's Vengeance.
Not Three Laws compliant.Okay, here's a hint: Said teacher is also a vampire.
I dunno. Final Fantasy X-2?
edited 29th Jul '13 1:32:29 PM by DragonGeyser
Lampshade Hanging: It's a lifestyle.Um...Soul Reaver?
A young woman explores an empty ship while being haunted by memories of the baby.
edited 29th Jul '13 1:48:16 PM by Firestorm
Nope.
Not Three Laws compliant.A kid is misinformed about who his mother is and kidnaps the wrong lady, while masquerading as her boyfriend to get him blamed for the kid's mischief.
Okay, I'll just say it, since it's been passed up: I was thinking of Disgaea 4.
No clue.
Lampshade Hanging: It's a lifestyle.@Tuckerscreator: DING DING DING
Holy crap I was struggling with that one, but now I'm like "ohhhhh of course".
I'll add two this time:
A alcoholic slacker must push blocks to live.
An online auction ends in bloodshed.
edited 29th Jul '13 2:22:35 PM by Firestorm
That first one's Catherine. Dunno about the second one.
An open-world racer where crashing is expected.
Lampshade Hanging: It's a lifestyle.Catherine is right, I'll keep the second one up for now.
Also Burnout Paradise.
Mine was Ar Tonelico Qoga: Knell of Ar Ciel.
Not Three Laws compliant.Hitman: Absolution?
You just got of jail and you're really fucking mad, so you're just yelling at everyone all the damn time.
edited 29th Jul '13 2:41:32 PM by Kev-O
EIGHT GLORIOUS SIDESNo, but you're getting warmer, the main character is something of an assassin. ANOTHER HINT: He's fond of this trope.
edited 29th Jul '13 3:03:42 PM by Firestorm
Guys I'm bored and I found a thread like this on another fourm, so thought it be fun to do here.
Anyways I'll start with something easy:
It's like Batman Begins if Batman was Italian.
edited 29th Jul '13 12:11:29 PM by Firestorm