Former Human
Bump, Again!
“How long has it been? 23 days?”
Former Human
"The dude got out, Said he found the SCP inside a library." -Dr.Zurita
“How long has it been? 23 days?”
Not sure if I'm doing this right, so here goes nothing...
Dr. Dredd: ...Um, SCP-682 broke out of containment again and managed to break the one remaining seal that's holding back the giant devil from SCP-2317. Apparently SCP-682 wants to fight the darn thing. I'm on a moon base right now, so I'm pretty sure I'm safe.
The League of Heroes
Former Human
"Damn it! You all had one job! Quick, Restrain both of them!"-Dr.Zurita
“How long has it been? 23 days?”
Former Human
Look at this bump that I just found, when I say go, get ready to throw.
“How long has it been? 23 days?”
Dr. Dredd: More bad news. Some D-class had the brilliant idea to let the SCP-1055 bear-monster loose in Tokyo. Now the bear is the size of a kaiju and is on the international news! The efforts to contain SCP-682 and SCP-2317-K have failed and the two of them are currently terrorizing New York.
The League of Heroes
Into Oblivion
You see, this is exactly when we need to summon our waifus. Pretty sure this is standard protocol in a containment breach.
—Dr. T
please call me "XionKuriyama" or some variation, thanks! | What is the good deed that you can do right now?
Former Human
"Does anybody know a way to reverse a universe to a previous point? I need that now." -Dr.Zurita
“How long has it been? 23 days?”
Dr. Dredd: SCP-2000 isn't working. Apparently one of our enemies somehow found it and sabotaged it. However, I managed to find a completely new SCP that I named SCP-3410. SCP-3410 seems to have the same powers as SCP-682, except it's on our side.
edited 20th Nov '16 2:49:54 PM by TheGamechanger
The League of Heroes
Former Human
"So you are saying it is as strong as 682, but is as nice to foundation personnel as 999? All right then. Just use it, and then find a way to rebuild the cities, and then make up cover stories for each incident." -Dr. Zurita
“How long has it been? 23 days?”
Dr. Dredd: Turns out I was wrong about SCP-3410 and it turns out that it's actually an eviler counterpart of SCP-682: its nice personality is just a facade and outright admitted that its evil as it broke SCP-035 out of containment and the two of them are on the loose in Los Vegas.
And now some D-class is about to use SCP-085 as toilet paper!
The League of Heroes
Former Human
"Well, we are screwed, does anyone have a time machine?"-Dr.Zurita
“How long has it been? 23 days?”
Dr. Dredd: We do have a time machine, which is SCP-████, but the time-travel technology and all the research we had on it has been stolen!
Also, some D-class had SCP-2006 watch a marathon of Nightmare of Elm Street, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Halloween, and Friday the 13th movies.
The League of Heroes
Dr. Dredd: Screw it, I'm taking on SCP-2317-K all by myself!
Dr. Dredd puts on some mysterious full-bodied armor on
Dr. Dredd: If I don't make it, then Dr. Zurita is the proud owner of my moon base and SCP-3001, which is a sentient 1940s popcorn machine that never runs out of popcorn.
Dr. Dredd arrives in New York and confronts SCP-2317-K
Dr. Dredd: Come on you big smelly beast! Bring it!
SCP-2317-K grabs Dr. Dredd and swallows him whole as SCP-682 laughs evilly
The League of Heroes
Former Human
"Well, [DATA EXPLUNGED]" Dr.Zurita, who is becoming desperate for answers.
“How long has it been? 23 days?”
Suddenly, SCP-2317-K has a look of confusion on its face as it clutches its belly as if its in pain. SCP-2317-K's eyes then roll back as it falls to ground with a thunderous crash as Dr. Dredd emerges from its mouth, having killed the beast from causing it internal bleeding.
Dr. Dredd: I didn't tell you my true intentions since I knew you'd protest it, but I had a feeling that its sole weak point was inside it. So I simply let myself get eaten. This suit I'm wearing has incredible defense capabilities but sub-par offense ones, its main purpose is to outlast the enemy. I'm sending SCP-2317-K's carcass back to you guys, we're going top have a big devil barbecue for dinner. So, which SCP should I challenge next...
SCP-682: growls angrily That'll be me, you annoying piece of [expletive]! How dare you ruin my plans!
The League of Heroes
Former Human
"That's ok, I did not care about the thing. Just contain everything else, give everyone amnesiacs, and rebuild. You might also want to make up a good cover story while you are at it." -Dr.Zurita
“How long has it been? 23 days?”
Former Human
Bump
“How long has it been? 23 days?”
Dr. Dredd: Unfortunately I don't want to kill SCP-682 at the moment. If my readings from it are correct then its life force it directly connected to the universe itself, so if we kill it then the entire dimension we're in blinks out of existence, taking us with it.
Dr. Dredd: I have visuals on SCP-1055. The bear is now the size of Japan itself.
The League of Heroes
Former Human
"Just... Goddamn it... Contain them..." -Dr.Zurita
“How long has it been? 23 days?”
Former Human
Bump
“How long has it been? 23 days?”
BLADES OF JUDGEMENT!
"Dammit, this is the first and last time i am EVER visiting SCP-1983 from request of the O5 Command! Geez, being an Agent is very, very difficult. Whoever hired me as an agent instead of a researcher gets f*cking fired!" - Agent S.
Addendum-WTF: "Well, sh*t. There goes Agent S, before a single D-Class exterminated this SCP. Can someone please give him a slap to the head for bringing a silver replica of the Keyblade? Geez."' Upon Agent S. entered SCP-1983-1's door, SCP-1983-2 entities emerged, prompting Agent S. to use the replica of the keyblade, fortunately it [DATA EXPUNGED] Agent S. lost contact 5 hours ago.
edited 30th Dec '16 7:29:23 PM by selfKaiHarness
Listen, Zamasu may have lost Goku Black during erasure but he always is alive to this very day. IMMORTALITY IS MY BITCH!
Former Human
"You people are crazy! Anyways, what's for lunch?"-Dr.Zurita
“How long has it been? 23 days?”
Dr. Bright: "For lunch we're having burgers made from SCP-682!"
The League of Heroes
"Nobody is hungry. Well, I guess I will just see what happened inside that book." -Dr. Zurita
“How long has it been? 23 days?”