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Chichi is very traditional-minded, I don't think she'd ever be up for a same gender relationship.

She really wouldn't be.

Are... are you serious?

Somebody who puts up with this is either a masochist or deeply in love. She fell in love with Goku, not Goku's dangly parts. Said dangly parts just happened to be attached to a muscular frame and a (mostly) benevolent spirit.

She's traditionally minded in the sense that: A) her husband should be working, B) her son should study and work hard, and C) she has a childish ideal of the perfect marriage, which is immediately subverted by the effort she has to go to in order to achieve that union, and D) not cheating on her husband. Chi Chi's dedication to her family indicates true love, or commitment at least.

This is not the platform I imagined I'd be standing on today - but to quote an abridged series.

I mean your story is your story, ship whoever you want. But I can totally see Chi-Chi going for a same gender relationship as long as it's with Goku who despite not really caring about her at all manages to charm her. Maybe play with the idea that she's crushing on this random girl she's never met before, but nonetheless crushing on a random person she's never met before and likes because "wow she's cute." I mean that's about the only justification for her attraction to Goku we ever get - Goku doesn't even comprehend the idea of marrying her IIRC, he just dumbly agrees to do it and suddenly she's smitten.

edited 21st Jan '17 9:14:26 PM by Soble

....this is the woman who thought Goku patting her crotch was a marriage proposal, and immediately decided, "hey, I'm gonna make this total stranger promise to marry me when I'm older."

A masochist, deeply in love, or stupid. I'm willing to amend that point.

Hell, the only reason Goku agreed in the first place was because he thought it was a food.

Goku violated her, and any boy that touches her crotch has to marry her or she's spoiled goods.

Very traditional. Conservative.

I can see Chichi not caring about tradition and stuff if, and only if, she falls for a girl, but at the same time, I don't see her immediately jumping to conclusions with a girl as she did with Goku and Yamcha in canon.

So she'd have to actually fall in love with a girl instead of starting with the marriage.

For the record, we've gone into detail, both in one chapter's author's notes and here, about why we decided to not go with Goku/Chi-Chi. To sum up our reasoning, Goku would have no reason to accept Chi-Chi's proposal since the promise to marry her wasn't made in our story and Goku doesn't really know her. There was more to the decision than just that but that's the gist of it.

If Krillin, Yamcha, Bulma, or possibly even Tenshinhan had proposed to our Goku, she would have said "Yes" to them as well and Goku's interaction with them wouldn't be that much different than her current interaction with Suno.

Countdown to Doomsday.

"Tales of the Monkey Queen" Chapter 80 on AO3. In which we get the return of Dr. Gero after all this time.

Vegeta listens to Queen.

-claps approvingly-

"Tales of the Monkey Queen" Chapter 81. In which another one bites the dust.

Chapter 81, the great Android Unveiling!

"Tales of the Monkey Queen" Chapter 82 on AO3. In which things go pear shaped.

Bitch, it drinks people.]

The wording of one child and two adopted children makes me think Lapis isn't sterile.

EDIT: Trunks should really stop touching himself. He might go blind. And unravel the fabric of space-time.

edited 10th Feb '17 2:50:42 PM by unnoun

The Hypersonic Lion Tamer

"Tales of the Monkey Queen" Chapter 83 on AO3. In which we behold the greatest game of rock paper scissors in the entire universe.

What if Goku and Chichi were gender and sex swapped.

It's. An interesting fic.

I always like Goku and Chichi having hick accents.

Bullshit.

edited 21st Feb '17 12:25:41 PM by unnoun

I mean, it's not like Cell's specifically seeking out Goku, someone who knows Roshi and would logically spend time at his house. Why would it assume the twins are at Kame House?

Because they're in the custody of Goku's friends.

Kame House isn't a "where they would hide Goku" thing.

It's a "where Goku's friends would hide anyone" thing.

edited 21st Feb '17 12:34:44 PM by unnoun

"Surely, they wouldn't be stupid enough as to hide them in the most obvious—"

"..."

"Right. I almost forgot for a second, there."

Here's the thing. Of the places Yamcha can hide the twins, unless he were to try to rent an apartment in a random city (which has its own risks), the only two places to hide them are Kame House and the Lookout. Getting the twins to stay at the Lookout for any period of time would be virtually impossible since there's really nothing for them to do there and they don't have the mental discipline of the fighters to just patiently wait. There's at least a TV at Kame House.

Not only that but Cell would have to fly in order to reach Kame House (well, it might be able to just swim under the water the whole way but I don't know if it could). You can't really suppress your ki when flying (that's why Gohan and company traveled by land when they first arrived on Namek and only started flying when their cover was blown) so Yamcha and/or Roshi would be able to sense Cell coming and have the twins fly off elsewhere or hide underwater or what have you.

It's an obvious hiding spot, sure, but sometimes the obvious hiding spot is the best hiding spot. Besides, Cell doesn't know that the twins are with one of the fighters.

If hiding the androids is the objective, then the best option is to use a Spaceship and get them off planet. It's unlikely that Capsule Corp. can't put together a spaceship in short order, given that they should still have the blueprints for the one Goku used. And screw them having fun, they should be more concerned with surviving the insectoid abomination hunting them.

edited 22nd Feb '17 5:19:00 PM by IAmNotCreativeEnough