Since kingTARDIS didn't name his object...
Object Number: SCP-6640
Object Class: Safe
Summary: A black-colored twin-necked electric guitar signed by Avantasia, Daft Punk, and Miracle Of Sound. It appears to have thirteen strings, four of which are torn out. Anybody who plays it or hears it in any way will begin to slowly hear music in their ears. It gets louder and louder in a week, after which the victim of SCP-6640 can't take it anymore and commits suicide. It was owned by [DATA EXPUNGED]. ███ was arrested at ██-02-1███, after which memories of the guitar were erased.
My Object: A Zig plushie.
edited 11th Dec '15 1:32:53 PM by arcada188
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.Object Number: SCP-7832
Object Class: Safe.
Summary: An animate Zig plushie that behaves just like its animated counterpart. Currently resides in Dr. Clef's office. Note: What? I like the show! - Dr. Clef.
My object: A towel.
edited 11th Dec '15 5:52:31 PM by Avenuewriter
Is not impressed.Object Number: SCP-3083
Class: Euclid
Summary: A seemingly ordinary blue towel. It has a letter "V" on it. Anybody who uses this towel has a compulsion to look into bathrooms. After 3 days, they become a straight-up voyeurist, to the point where they don't realize why their actions are bad. After 5 days, they are unable to see clothing on people, including themselves, and see everyone as naked. After a week, they will be unable to see human skin, seeing only meat and bones. The effect becomes irreversible after a week, and can be only reversed if the victim stops using SCP-3083 and throws it out.
My Object: A Smeshariki DVD.
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
Wait, how could a guitar able to perfectly play any heavy metal song bring about the end of the world?