Warframe: F2P co-op Guyvering

Little notes to self from our latest farming run:

Sometimes something resets Ivara's pickpocketing. It could take a lot of time to sqeeze out traces at times and cats managed to maul few eximi before pickpocketing was done.

Leech eximi are total bitches. But we already knew that.

I have to agree, Marc, your cat is hideous.

edited 20th Jul '16 12:37:31 PM by Prany

Words hurt, you know, it's not nice to just go and call this abomination of nature ugly.

... It's not wrong either, but it's still not nice.

So My clan appears to have vanished into the aether during my vacation from the game so uh, could I get a lampshade?

Sure thing. I'll need your IGN however.

Anyone else got a creepy message about being immortal out of nowhere from Ordis?

Beats me. I've been filtering out the little bugger for almost a year.

What, like a mail or a random transmission?

It doesn't ring a bell to me.

Random transmission, I was reading the Cephalon fragments when I got a transmission of a thing talking about how it doesn't matter how many times he is killed he never dies and talks some more about immortality.

I don't really know what that was it was a silhouette with glowing eyes and a fiery background, I don't know if it was an specter like the Stalker or a Tenno who is tired of being immortal.

It is probably related to the next cinematic quest.

IGN is same as here, Lance Leoghauni

It might actually be a Cephalon Fragment related voice sample. Have you been collecting these dutifully?

Done.

Now you too can have a lampshade on your arm. It is a very exclusive privilege.

I know everyone is seating on the edge of their seat, anxiously pondering on the state of our research on pigments and the application of said pigments in the dojo:

Someone went and actually completed the Hesperia Brown pigment research, the absolute madman!

So now we are looking for Charger Blue pigments. Counter-intuitively, they drop from Toxic Ancient, and not Chargers.

Whoever is actually starting and investing in the researches I forget to look into, you are the real MVP.

Which one was H Esperia Brown, again?

Grineer Troopers. Not that bad to find and kill, but the amount of pigment needed was in the 4 figures.

Warframe has made me bad at games, no fucking excuses. After who knows how long time I got my hands on new third person shooter - Warhammer 40000: Space Marine. I, souped up super soldier in hulking power armor, wade in army of space gremlins (gretchins - goombas of Warhammer) and start swinging nilly-willy. This is where Warframe's effect on me starts showing; I realize that things around me are not dying. After few seconds of complete bewilderment I come to sudden realization that for things to die in Space Marine I have to actually apply pointy end in right direction. After months of Tempo Royale this basic tactic somehow had left my conscience.

Allright, after arming myself with knowledge that in this game things don't die from just coliding with my sheer awesomeness we continue and encounter particuly big mod of orks boyz. Things get hairy and my health goes down like a rock. But I don't panic. You see, Warframe has trained me to solve all my problems with press of a single button. But Space Marine lacks such button. And... well, subcontience is a funny thing - I'm not worried because I can press a button, only I don't have a button which should send me in state of panic, but doesn't because, as far as I'm concerned, I have abutton.

After dying few times I get bit further and encounter ork nob - heavy unit of Space Marine. I shoot this guy, but he outrageously refuses to die. No biggie, I'll just strafe... Huh, he's almost as fast as me and hits for HOLY SHIT. I try that fancy execution move on him and get powerbombed. Huh, Warframe never taught me that bigger enemies are more dangerous. Only that they reward more EXP. Like metal slimes who never run away.

edited 29th Jul '16 10:09:19 AM by Prany

That should totally go in the "Video game lessons learned the hard way" thread.

We have a thread like that?

Edit: Oh look, we do. If only I wasn't as lazy to repost there.

edited 29th Jul '16 11:48:07 AM by Prany

Yeah.

x4: Looks like someone spent too much time on Apollodorus.

More like on Pluto, Ceres, high level Void with unranked frames, fodder weapons and of course everything done solo. I haven't been on Apollodorus for years so please keep that comment to yourself. It's been thrown around for-fucking-ever and has never been right.

edited 29th Jul '16 11:44:51 PM by Prany

Torment and Misery are back and I am very confused.

Nice over 900 plat through trading and if I manage to sell blood rush I can easily get over 1000p.

Capitalism ho!

Yeah I don't get the return of the acolytes either. I mean... where is this coming from?

Guess it's just "Aha look the creeps are back!"

This is the first time I've seen these guys, so I'm having a blast with the new mods they drop. For instance, sharpened bullets and hydraulic crosshairs are insane with crit builds, Sure, they require a headshot and on kill for the effects to take place, but still...

Praise the RNG for it has given me Trinity, Volt, Ash and Nova Primes faster than I can handle them. Not to mention all the rare weapon parts I'm getting. And, what'cha sayin, scanning kavats is annoying? I will take this brand new cephalon hammer and educate myself on matters regarding kavat brain matters. To make it I needed argon which I farmed in fissure mission which so ever timely showed up in Void. Collected it in three runs along with aforementioned prime parts.

Sometimes RNG bestoves upon you its grace, but sometimes it feels like it give you a blowjob.

Maiming Strike makes a lot of weapons Naramon-viable — I now have a Naramon Orthos Prime (which looks awesome with the Tekelu skin) and a Naramon Sydon (of all things).