Is Kela finally coming? Quick, guys, find me totally upbeat and totally sultry vocaloids song for me to play whenever Kela is on stage!

We'll have a problem if you approve of Olly's cuntery.

Will this do? Best I can do on such short notice.

Not vocaloids, but great none the less.

If there is a boss in the event I will bring nothing but a dagger.

edited 29th Apr '16 10:17:33 AM by AngelusNox

This?

I'll need an example then, I don't know what you mean.

We have article on Vocaloids on this very wiki. I'm searching for one song with two underage blondes singing about oral sex. It's about as wrong as you imagine, but it's also veeery catchy and I believe it would fit Kela beyond reason.

welp i was about to propose this one, first thing that came to mind when you said "upbeat and sultry vocaloid song", though i guess it's not really that "upbeat"

well then here's a list with a load of lyrically explicit vocaloid songs i'm sure you can find the song your'e looking for there

edited 29th Apr '16 10:27:53 AM by GanonDerf

Found iiiiiiiiiit. Best song ever... exept for parts where they show up in less deformed forms and for some reason I get really creeped out by that.

Uh, we're still on topic? Yes? Good.

Uh, it feels like my personal culture is both richer and diminished from learning of these. I treasure this feeling of shame.

Wub wub wub wub wub wub.

nice song, though those are Rin an GUMi, so it's actually one underage blond loli and one young-but-of-legal-age greenhead

edited 29th Apr '16 11:22:22 AM by GanonDerf

BUT OF COURSE! That's why I couldn't find it for longest time.

Don't worry, bro! We're here with you.

worry not marc, for this is not something to be ashamed of, it's just very weird and strangely addictive!

here have a song about a girl who thinks reaching adulthood means she gets to go comando everywere

join us marc, joooin usssss

edited 29th Apr '16 11:34:22 AM by GanonDerf

This is how you get the FBI to keep a file on you.

edited 29th Apr '16 12:21:50 PM by AceTrainerEli

Almost none of us are american, so joke on you FBI!

Devstream came and went, here's the overview.

Overall it seems that there was a bit more discussion based on community complaints, like the prevalence of Draco and the grind in the Void. This gives me a cautious optimism for the future.

Lunaro was teased by Steve on his Vine, it seems to be a space-version of Lacrosse.

Steve says they are internally considering making new equipment start at the mastery rank of the user. Hot damn! Where's my 21 MR people at?! New weapons almost completely maxed from the get go and after every forma, fuck yeah!

Well I am grinding all market weapons towards reaching MR 16 after I finish it I will have to go to the void for the primes and farm formas for the Clan tech.

Now I am compelled to get the final Volt P. part I need, I might sell a Rhino P. Chassis for that, since the Riot shield rework will certainly make Volt very interesting to play with.

Hot damn, that cuts grind time for forma in... half, roughly, for me, since I'm MR 16. Nice.

You really think something as insignificant as being "non-American" would stop the FBI?

I really hope that Mastery Rank idea gets implemented. I'm only rank 11, but that'd still be a godsend.

edited 29th Apr '16 2:04:44 PM by AceTrainerEli

it DOES stop the FBI, doesn't stop the CIA though, dang CIA

I'm pruhtty sure they have more important stuff on their hand than outsiders listening to questionable excellent music.

Update 18.10 is out!

Most additions are related to Operation Rathuum, with this thread hosting most of the information.

EDIT: Uh, Steel Meridian lady actually has a name: Cressa Mal.

edited 29th Apr '16 2:35:10 PM by QuestionMarc

Oh dear, the Executioner Nok drones are a pain in the ass, but it is so funny missing a Tonkor shot and killing 3 executioners on the room the nades bounced to.

Anyway Kela is one hell of a boss fight and the whole event reminds me dearly of Unreal Tournament 3.

edited 29th Apr '16 5:11:43 PM by AngelusNox

That Kela boss fight was a pain in the ass. Having to shoot the green buttons behind rotating shields, with only like 5-10 seconds between orbital strikes was not pleasant. If I wasn't Valkyr I would have died so many many times. As it was the half of our team that wasn't berserker cat ninjas were basically in a constant state of bleeding out.

We blazed through the event as a duo:

• Harkonar, Garesh and Nor (the bombard with a slow) are the most annoying fuckers, easily.
• It was still kind of fun and even though there were a few... annoyances, overall we found a way to adjust our builds and our gameplay to survive longer.
• Kela has some top quality lines.
• The syndicate choices didn't go deep enough. I mean... 10 000 standings? I get that easily in a few missions.
• I'm not sure I'll bother with the mods dropped by Kela.
• Why... why Furax Wraith...

....I really wish I could shoot Kela's propaganda drone already.

Executioner Nok and his Deth Carabuses are ranked as number 1 most annoying enemies that I have teared through in the arena. Those cubes can burn through your frame like paper if you accidentally run into them. The other Executioners can be annoying to face against but atleast they don't spawn attack drones that are hard to hit at times.....