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YonTroper Since: Aug, 2009
#1: Dec 5th 2012 at 2:37:25 AM

OK, Forum Games, time for a test of creativity and rhyming skills. It's a TV Tropes rap battle! The rules are simple. Post at least 4 lines of text that insult or respond to the previous poster, or compliment yourself. Boastful Rap is the name of the game here. Don't make the insults too offensive or gratuitous, or just a huge Cluster F-Bomb. And who wins? Well, nobody. But it's still fun. And easier than it looks!

And with that said, I'll step in to start this battle off right
Sizin' up the competition, but I ain't seeing much of a fight
I'll take it down to sub-zero with a flawless victory
Raw rhymes, eternally enshrined, go down in history
My flow hits you in the face, wakes you up like iced water
But when this battle is done, I'll be charged with manslaughter
Not my fault my rhymes kill M Cs in battles across the nation
It's the brutalest of legends... DECAPITATIOOOOOOON!

Osloki Since: Dec, 2012
#2: Dec 10th 2012 at 8:36:36 PM

edited 11th Dec '12 7:57:36 PM by Osloki

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AkenJizo Since: Jan, 2012
#3: Dec 12th 2012 at 3:17:07 PM

Welp, I've never rapped before, but I guess I'll try this out. The rebuttal should be good for a laugh at least.

Jack Black is great, man. But really? Decapitation?

Your just setting up yourself up for annihilation.

It's kinda sad really, watching you try.

It's like watching the penguin that thought he could fly.

You talk about Sub-Zero but Scorpion is better.

Pull a Sheeva on you, wear your skin like a sweater.

Just give up dude, your entire flow is gone.

Ripping you in half like my name is Shao Khan!

edited 12th Dec '12 3:21:20 PM by AkenJizo

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