Return of the Naruto Community Derail Thread: Part Two!

Yup.

And I'm not even going to talk about the Nightmare Fuel and Awesome page for that series. Urgh.

Are you kidding me? Micro aggressions and dark lighting is terrifying!!!1!

What's wrong with the writers? Shouldn't they think of the children?

Children? Why would they think of them when young adults are being terrorised!

After skimming through the Nightmare Fuel page I have to say that My Little Pony fans are a bunch of wusses.

Can't say Im terribly surprised.

So, has anyone read Seishi Kishimoto's new manga yet?

No....What happen to Ma-sticker or whatever?

The new one is called Sukedachi Nine; five pages in and a criminal is being burned alive with gasoline and a lighter due to the Vengeance Act.

The Dragon Reborn's pacing is kind of glacial. It takes four whole chapters to get through the Amyrlin assigning Nynaeve and Efwene spywork, plus telling Elayne. There's a loooooooot of fluff that could have been cut.

Still, Nynaeve and Egwene are after the Black Ajah! An assassin tries to murder them outside their rooms and Nynaeve captures him with solid wind. A trick she copied from the most powerful Aes Sedai alive after seeing it once. And then she kicks both Gawyn and Galad out of her room. She can resist the charms of the sexiest man in the books and kicks him out without mercy because she's awesome. Have I mentioned Nynaeve is the best? Screw power levels, she's way above them by default.

Oh, and the Mistress of Novices conveniently appears at the spot where they find the dead assassin. And does not ask who stabbed him. SUSPICIOUS TOTALLY BLACK AJAH NYNAEVE FIGURED IT OUT

Nynaeve may well be the single strongest female channeler who doesn't come from Golden Age Magic Time. Emond's fucking Field, man.

I had a weird dream last night where Arha used emotes in every post. It was disturbing.

I don't think I've used emoticons in about a decade apart from screwing with Lu's head once or twice.

I'm aware, so aware that I felt something was off even in the dream.

Arha never quite figured out how emoticons work.

I used to know how to make a Weedle emoticon. It was very elaborate.

It was terrifying ;_;

It was?

W-what? You'll use emoticons with Lu-tama but not I? I'm hurt!

Also, today I was really craving churros at work. Which is weird, because I'd only had them once before in my life and it wasn't recently.

Then when I went to the local pizza store for dinner, I saw they now sold churros. Awesome.

So, if I'm not wrong, Sakura actually knows about this Magi and Holy Grail stuff after all. Also, holy shit, is Shirou's bleeding hand because of the Command Spell? Because if so god damn it why didn't I get that in the first two routes.

edited 16th Dec '14 4:11:46 AM by Saiga

Churros are gross, you're sick.

You're gross!

But yeah they actually weren't very nice. At least I'm not craving them any more though.

It's okay Saiga she was emotionally scarred by the experience.

I don't actually remember offhand what churros even are.

Yes, that is why Shirou's hand was bleeding. There's a bit more about command seals you might not have noticed in those first few days because you're not supposed to.

Churros are like musk sticks, only ten times the size, made of dough and deep fried with an absolutely abhorrent dough to sugar ratio.

And hooah! After almost 24 hours of flight, I'm safely back home.

The flight was the most comfortable flight I had in my life, period. It certainly helped that I had a plenty of movie selection.

I watched three movies:

• Transformers 4 - I expected a Michael Bay movie, so I wasn't disappointed. Even then, I can NOT forgive Bay for killing off Ratchet. Previously there was Ironhide, and now him? Why, Bay, why?!

• Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle (2014) - I expected a Michael Bay movie and....boy, was it a crap. Except the snowhill chase scene, there were too little action and too much fopping around. And the main character is just so insufferable.

• The Maze Runner - Pretty damn good! Not particularly original, but it was very thrilling throughout the movie, and except the one guy who is meant to be annoying, nobody was particularly annoying (at least to me).

Right now I'm watching Hanasaku Iroha. 4 episodes in, I'm loving it. It feels like watching ARIA.

But I wanted to be emotionally scared by you :C

Don't worry Saiga, I'll scar you just by being massively creepy.