Return of the Naruto Community Derail Thread: Part Two!

But Batman does have a superpower...

I think there is a spy among us.◊

What, the guy in back without the forehead protector?

I can't see what that links to, just as a spy would plan.

edited 15th Mar '14 12:27:24 AM by Ironypus

Huh, I edited the link and it's not showing up. I guess this calls for a new post.

I think there is a spy among us. Take 2

edited 15th Mar '14 12:29:11 AM by dRoy

Tvtropes can't handle links where the address goes beyond a certain length. Too long and it'll insert a "- " that you have to manually remove. That first link you posted had like three of them.

I know. That's why I tried to edit it.

I think the spy is the photographer, the perfect disguise as explained to me by both Sherlock and Hyouka.

Like the butler, they are invisible. I wonder if a few decades along the road the murdering photographer is going to be a cliche.

The weird feeling when you see your old gym teacher and realize that you are a good half-head taller than him.

Most of my sports teachers are probably still taller than me.

Are they very tall or...?

So. There is this really weird and creepy stuck in my head. Since I refuse to suffer alone, I'm going to share it with you all.

I was browsing through some blogs of aspiring fantasy writers. Some of them were interesting, but most of were under the category of MPF (Mass-Produced Fantasy - basically clichéd fantasy). One of them...wrote a decent short story. It did sound fairly interesting; detailed description, lot of humorous and clever dialogues, and intriguing setting. It's basically about two men and their journey to reclaim what they lost, one man his father and the other man his wife. Sounds innocuous so far?

And then came the villain. The villain is a humanoid creature. Apparently really powerful too, because there are hundreds of warriors who set out to defeat it, but none of them ever returned. Why?

Warning: Things might get a bit gross from here.

It turns out that the villain can switch genders...both it and that of others. Whenever it defeats a hero, it turns him into a (very fertile) cute girl. Then it takes her into a dungeon, where she is forcibly impregnated and gives birth to a monster, which mature in a matter of weeks and used as a cannon foddersoldier. So yeah, all the monsters the hero kills on his way, they were all former heroes and heroines' rape children.

By the time story begins, there are over a hundred girls giving birth to the villain's army of monsters. Apparently the girls (again, most of them were forcibly turned) give a birth to a monster soldier once every month. How they don't die of birth complications, nobody knows.

When the hero confronts the villain, it really likes him, so it says to him something along the line of "I'm torn between bearing your child, or turn you into a girl and impregnating you." Apparently the hero defeats it by convincing it to turn into female, and then impregnating it with its own semen.

You know. I used to think that I've seen it all. I was wrong. Dead wrong.

It's a Korean blog, so I doubt that you guys can read it even if I post the link, and frankly, I rather doubt that you guys want to read it anyway. Oh who am I kidding, I refuse to.

If that blogger was an American and I was a FBI, I would have put him/her in a "Possible sexual predator" list.

edited 15th Mar '14 10:11:45 PM by dRoy

That's some creepy stuff.

Ow my sanity.

Fuck.

I think a subjext changer if you don't mind.

So let's try this?

Is it sad that I actually found what Roy said somewhat interesting?

It says that it doesn't exist.

edited 15th Mar '14 3:05:21 PM by Ssj3Gojira

Here it is. Tiny url is a friend.

So I watched Game Of Thrones season one today.

Wow.

@Shlugo: I'm 178cm, so they're tall.

@d Roy: That's super messed up and yet learning how the villain maintains his empire or whatever sounds interesting, actually, that story sounds very similar to Day Of The Barney Trilogy.

edited 15th Mar '14 6:08:52 PM by Ironypus

Hey, you're about my height; I'm 181cm.

Never actually thought about it this way. I doubt that it was intentional though.

I guess all the more reason not to read that fanfic.

I read some of the exerpts (because clearly I'm a literary masochist), and one scene involved the main character's little brother, who was actually a Decoy Protagonist, into a girl. It was kind of like this, only played for horror.

Oh wait, it gets worse, because the later scene involved the villain brainwashing "her" into having threesome with the main character. Who was the other lady? The hero's (formerly) father. And both of them gets pregnant. And get this, the whole story started from the main character and his brother's quest to find their father who went missing while on a journey to slay the villain...

The writer...whoever that...person was, he had a kick out of writing that, judging from how lovely the scene was described. I think he basically had a fetish for impregnation, which is just about one of the most fucked up fetish I can imagine. Apparently the villain started this idea of "breeding farm" (yes, that was the word he used), when it accidentally impregnated itself (How? FUCK IF I KNOW) and found it to be an extremely delightful experience.

Surprisingly, the writer stated that he hates tentacle porn, lolis, and so on. Even more surprisingly, he stated that he hates, women with biologically impossible body proportion and physique, such as ridiculous big boob, saying that biology did not work that way.

biology did not work that way.

biology did not work that way.

Apparently this idea started from when he asked a simple question:

What would happen if Ranma got pregnant when he was in female form?

I think I distinctly remember Takahashi saying that it just doesn't happen. But oh no, that answer wasn't satisfying enough for this man, oh no...

Yeah. It's a...stuff.

That One Piece clip is actually a pretty terrifying concept, and Ivanov is a good guy.

I guess you've got hand it to the villain for not letting his creepy breeding farm overshadow his competence and continue to capture generations of heros.

edited 15th Mar '14 7:00:50 PM by Ironypus

Until you actually described it, the villain seemed uniquely evil.
Now the author seems uniquely evil.

Also, I hated that One Piece scene, especially where it was played for laughs. For those who don't know:
The man whose sex was changed had been imprisoned and searching for quite some time (thinking about this part raises up a lot of Voodoo Shark questions) to get revenge on the other guy, who changed his dad's sex. Because as far as he knew, his dad, who he of course knew his whole life, enjoyed being his dad. But no, the bigger guy demonstrates his hormone control powers, which he uses to state that people can "choose" to be whatever sex they want, to force a sex change on his would-be attacker. Because apparently, when you're powerful enough, you just know better than what people want.

Ivankov is treated like he's supposed to be a good guy, but he's really just an asshole who happens to like the protagonist, and works with his dad.
And all of this is because the author once met a friendly transvestite and decided the best way to show appreciation for that way of life was to make an army of flamboyant, obnoxious homages to The Rocky Horror Picture Show, who try to force their way of life on any manly man who comes their way.

edited 15th Mar '14 7:18:12 PM by wanderlustwarrior

@Irony - Apparently the more it impregnates/gets impregnated, the more powerful it gets. How in the world does that work, I have no idea.

@wander -

In what way did it seem uniquely evil, by the way?

Also, now that you explained it, it really is a messed up scene.

edited 15th Mar '14 7:38:35 PM by dRoy

Taking its defeated, inflicting another evil on them, and then strengthening itself by using them.

I didn't use that last phrase in that quoteblock, though.

Ah, I see. I wouldn't encourage him to keep the idea, though. Maybe it could be a bit safer, like infecting the defeated. Maybe that's a bit too unoriginal.

Oops, my bad.