Return of the Naruto Community Derail Thread: Part Two!

Not as such, we still pull our punches a fair bit but when you're a black belt it's generally accepted, in our class at least, that you should be good enough to dodge and not drag down the quality of the practising. Since we're not really trying to beat the shit out of each other usually getting punched or kicked is an accident/mistake and the worst that happens is you get the wind knocked out of you for a minute or maybe a little bit of a split lip; doesn't happen very often though.

edited 12th Mar '14 9:45:38 PM by Ironypus

Ah, I see.

Shit, it's been years since I've done Karate. This talk has made me want to get into, I really enjoyed sparring and it'd certainly help me keep in better shape.

If I can learn only one martial art, I would pick Kali. Sticks and knives, man. Also, it's a martial art known for no-bullshit philosophy.

Oh, and it has killer joint manipulation techniques.

edited 12th Mar '14 10:08:09 PM by dRoy

I Know Mortal Kombat.

You also have extensive experience playing eroge, but we both know that hasn't helped in the slightest.

Au contraire, it saved my life one more than one occasion.

I stand corrected.

How, if I may be so bold, did it save your life?

It taught me how to avoid bad ends. Very useful skill.

Also, it's thanks to eroge that I got a girlfriend.

Aww man, you tried to go the yandere route didn't ya?

An imaginary one?

No! I don't want to my had to end in a boat. Even a nice one.

She's plenty real. Why would you think she isn't?

That was a pretty nice boat.

I just wanted to make sure before I expressed my Dull Surprise followed closely by seething jealousy which is in turn followed by me shrugging and realising that if you can chastise me for saying that it's okay to molest ghosts that look like little girls if no one can see then it stands to reason you could get a girlfriend.

Oh It sure was. Still I like to keep my head on my shoulders.

Did you think of me as a person who can't get a girlfriend?

And you can get one too! Just make sure she's of age... and willing... and alive.

I'm not sure what to think of your dateability.

I know, even I went on a date once! Although it turns out that asking someone out because you were drunk and a little bit high and their friend told you to isn't the most lasting of decisions.

edited 13th Mar '14 8:49:27 AM by Ironypus

Don't you think I'm an interesting person?

Don't put yourself down! You are a good guy. Maybe drink a little bit less before asking some out tho.

edited 13th Mar '14 8:56:55 AM by Shlugo_the_great

You seem like a chill bro.

I'm not, other than that one time I've never wanted to go out with anybody and that one was because of alcohol based circumstances.

edited 13th Mar '14 6:25:48 PM by Ironypus

Am I the only one having problems with the site search engine?

Mine seems to be working fine.

Random post before going to class.

I just don't understand why in the world some weaboos people would celebrate fictional characters' birthdays.

π is a real character! It's not imaginary, like that bastard i!

Hey at least i is complex and not irrational like π.

π is just quirky like that. You don't have to worry about it repeating itself.

This thread feels like eating an imaginary pie.

And now I feel like eating real pie.

I must say; even though I didn't really like The Avengers, that movie has now got me interested in superheroes comics. The only thing is that currently the hero I'm the most interested in is The Punisher, and I'm guessing he isn't exactly a superhero, even though I'm pretty sure there have been at least few comics in which he has some kind of superpower.

Batman and the Punisher. I guess that speaks about my preference towards more mundane characters.