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So I started to read the Sherlock Holmes stories.
....You know, just for the lulz, I started to imagine Sherlock as a girl. And the result? Let me tell ya, Sherlock makes one hell of a moe love interest. ![[lol]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/lol2v12_4863.png "[lol]"){kind=small}
autism moe is best moe
You would love Sakurasou No Pet Na Kanojo then... you freak.
Even autism moe can't save a shit show
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@saiga: Boy that sounds like a mess of papers and headaches. I hope it all goes smoother than it could.
@irony: I'm excited because droy likes Sakurasou.
Fight, fight, fight
"Curry killed the pussy hoping that I could kill the hate in you" - Curry, D. "TABOO | TA13OO." TA13OO, PH, 2018
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I actually don't like Sakurasou. Well, I don't hate it, but I didn't like it enough to finish watching it either.
I'm a (socialist) professional writer serializing a WWII alternate history webnovel.
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Being wrong is deflating
edited 27th Feb '17 2:49:32 AM by mrsunshinesprinkles
"Curry killed the pussy hoping that I could kill the hate in you" - Curry, D. "TABOO | TA13OO." TA13OO, PH, 2018
Professional Writer & Amateur Scholar
Sakurasou: A show about Nanami suffering for being a Nanami.
I'm a (socialist) professional writer serializing a WWII alternate history webnovel.
She won in my opinion, the MC dude was a cunt.
Sakurasou: A show about a guy whining that he's not autistic.
Shiina was basically disabled anyway, the guy should have tried to give himself brain damage. Probably would have fixed his personality too.
edited 27th Feb '17 8:07:25 PM by Ironypus
And the funny thing is, he's not even the biggest asshole of the show.
You mean her carers who dumped a poor, mentally disabled 10/10 off on some guy who would almost certainly take advantage because they didn't want to be bothered with her?
Well, in theory the teacher is the one who's supposed to take care of her, she just pushes it onto the main character, because she's worthless.
So yeah, the teacher is the biggest asshole in the show.
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Huh. Never thought about it that way. Man, it's even more messed up now. 
Oh hey, what do you know, I'm getting promoted. I got bumped up from a Private to a Private First Class. This is the first time I'm ever getting promoted, actually. XD
I'm a (socialist) professional writer serializing a WWII alternate history webnovel.
Yeah, Sorata is an asshat, but you can sometimes understand his frustration, because he's surrounded by much bigger asshats.
First Class Privets, eh? You must be incredibly popular with girl, huh? 
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Congrats famiglia
Chicks dig horticulture, after all.
edited 1st Mar '17 5:21:55 AM by Ironypus
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Congratulations. You're moving up in the world, no more toilet-scrubbing bois, we sweeping the barracks now.
"Curry killed the pussy hoping that I could kill the hate in you" - Curry, D. "TABOO | TA13OO." TA13OO, PH, 2018
Destroyer of Worlds
The i.Con Smart Condom, which markets itself as the "world's first smart condom," is actually a ring that fits over a boring, dumb condom and claims to track the exercise of your man bits, as well as detect chlamydia and syphilis.
The ring, first announced last June, is currently available for preorder on British Condoms for £59.99 (about $74, AU$97) with an unknown release date. But you can't actually put a ring on it yet — the company says it won't take your money until the product has a firm release.
In short, the i.Con ring promises to answer every burning question you've ever had about your sex session. Don't worry, it will pair with an app for all your data visualization needs.
According to the preorder page, the ring will answer questions such as:
What's my thrust velocity? How fast are my thrusts? How many calories did that sesh just burn? How many times did I just have sex? What's the average skin temperature of my... eggplant? What's my girth? How many different positions did I just conquer? Plus, it aims to answer that age-old question: How do I stack up at sex to everyone else around the world? Because sure, let's gamify sex. What could go wrong?
The ring, which will come with a one-year warranty, will have a Micro-USB charging port to provide six to eight hours of "live" usage (not clear if this means thrust usage or something else). It will work with a combination of "nano-chip and sensors," and pair with your device via Bluetooth. (I thought it would charge kinetically, but maybe that's just a pipe dream.)
With zero pictures of the self-styled "future of wearable technology in the bedroom" on the site, it's hard to say just how all this technology will fit into a tiny ring. The company did not immediately respond to a request for comment. British Condoms does say the i.Con will be available in one size with a "band adjustment feature."
Worried about privacy, the data kind? British Condoms says "all data will be kept anonymous, but users will have the option to share their recent data with friends, or, indeed the world."
Forget dick pics. Now we have to worry about dick status updates.
You're all going to buy this, aren't you?
edited 3rd Mar '17 1:27:50 PM by MadSkillz
"You can't change the world without getting your hands dirty."
Yeah, I don't want NSA to know how fast I thrust my dick.
Everyone deserves to know all bout dis dique, even the marketing jews who're going to mine the data it provides.
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That sounds hilarious, but not sure how helpful that is. I don't know how sex works either, so this isn't exactly an informed view.
"Curry killed the pussy hoping that I could kill the hate in you" - Curry, D. "TABOO | TA13OO." TA13OO, PH, 2018
Logan was a good movie, probably the best Marvel's put out in a while, nothing like any of the other X Men movies.
edited 4th Mar '17 7:32:44 PM by Ironypus
Just came back from Logan. Damn, that was fine. A lot of surprising moments as well, and it's the only X-men movie I've seen all the way through (I've seen about half of first class). I'm glad it was so self-contained.
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We used to buy stuff in big hauls as well, but lately we've been doing more gradually depending on what happens.
"Please crush me with your heels Esdeath-sama!