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#1476: Aug 26th 2015 at 7:23:00 PM

39: They combine too many words!

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#1477: Aug 28th 2015 at 8:49:58 PM

40. That person looked at me funny!

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#1478: Aug 30th 2015 at 7:04:47 AM

41. They have road signs longer than entire streets,

and they shag sheep.

edited 30th Aug '15 7:05:08 AM by TheOneWhoTropes

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#1479: Aug 30th 2015 at 10:26:58 AM

42. Their leader is a massive pacifist, so he's obviously going to nuke us the second he gets the chance!

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#1480: Aug 30th 2015 at 10:29:46 AM

43. I say good sir, where is your monocle?

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#1481: Aug 30th 2015 at 11:07:35 AM

43) They don't use the metric system.

Superjohn Worry from Digital Circus Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
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#1482: Aug 30th 2015 at 12:28:03 PM

45: they bullied me in high school!

"I guess I just don't want you to feel like you're nothing. I don't want anybody to feel like that."
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WilliamRadarStorm my current job from News Station NT Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
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#1484: Aug 30th 2015 at 1:51:19 PM

46: Because they brought 44 back to life!

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Superjohn Worry from Digital Circus Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
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#1485: Aug 30th 2015 at 2:00:26 PM

48: Because the other nations leader mooned us.

"I guess I just don't want you to feel like you're nothing. I don't want anybody to feel like that."
NegaKingKix The Absolute Madman from That one place we don't talk about anymore Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: Buried in snow, waiting for spring
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#1486: Aug 30th 2015 at 3:41:52 PM

49: Because my Waifu left me.

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#1487: Aug 30th 2015 at 3:45:00 PM

50: ~Just stares at a wall~

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#1488: Aug 30th 2015 at 3:45:52 PM

51. Abraham Lincoln, Abraham Lincoln!

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#1489: Aug 30th 2015 at 4:18:57 PM

52: They stole my yugioh cards!

"I guess I just don't want you to feel like you're nothing. I don't want anybody to feel like that."
KingFeraligatr King of Feraligatrs, Typo Master, from why would I tell you where I live? Since: Apr, 2015
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#1490: Aug 30th 2015 at 4:27:47 PM

53. Sigh...........................................................,.............................

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#1491: Aug 30th 2015 at 4:31:27 PM

54: Sigh.

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#1492: Aug 30th 2015 at 8:55:42 PM

55. They like different music then us

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#1493: Aug 30th 2015 at 8:56:41 PM

56. They didn't watch the magic box!

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#1494: Sep 7th 2015 at 2:13:42 PM

57. Condemning us for not watching the Magic Box is discriminatory!

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#1495: Sep 7th 2015 at 2:22:35 PM

58. Because Garfield is not funny anymore.

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#1496: Sep 7th 2015 at 2:32:53 PM

59: Because they don't like Frank Zappa.

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TheKaBlammer Meh own orginal character geiz! from The RP I made this for Since: May, 2015 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
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#1497: Sep 7th 2015 at 2:44:46 PM

60. Because Donald Trump might be our president.

edited 7th Sep '15 2:45:56 PM by TheKaBlammer

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#1498: Sep 7th 2015 at 2:59:12 PM

61. Because 61 is a stupid number. [lol]

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#1499: Sep 7th 2015 at 3:02:09 PM

62. Your shoe's untied.....

edited 7th Sep '15 3:02:27 PM by KingFeraligatr

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Superjohn Worry from Digital Circus Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
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#1500: Sep 7th 2015 at 3:45:23 PM

63: Because shut up.

edited 7th Sep '15 3:45:37 PM by Superjohn

"I guess I just don't want you to feel like you're nothing. I don't want anybody to feel like that."

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