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While you didn't manage to grab me, you still hit my legs, and it hurts a bit. I respond to this by attempting to stomp on your hand.
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I slip my hands back and attempt to flip you over my head onto the stairs.
edited 28th Mar '16 7:27:34 PM by Skiller2
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You try, but you end up dropping me when I'm above your head. This hurts me as much as it hurts you.
"Well, your pretty good. Let's team up."
Can I safely assume that I bashed Face to death with that jackhammer head?
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalousI'd say it's pretty safe to assume that.
"You ain't bad, either."
edited 29th Mar '16 4:52:55 AM by InfinityRyujin
-something ironic starts off in the distance-
[forum cryptid: it/it's]I contemplate the blood on the jackhammer head, and decide to call it " The Mangling Block". I then proceed to one of the many shops containing cosplay stuff, and begin browsing...
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalousRoll: 80,000,000
I kill Omega Shadowcry by eating his face with some delicious Orange Julius tea! It's necessary to knock someone out of their Kaminafication early.
What happened? Why am I not allowed to post anymore!?Bit late for April Fool's there m8
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.After getting a vision of my face being turned into a bloody pulp, I wander about in the cosplay shop, picking up a drill for later reference.
[Giha Village Miner'a Drill, Prop] ADDED TO INVENTORY
edited 1st Apr '16 4:52:12 PM by OmegaShadowcry
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous*Heavy footsteps are echoing once again.*
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.-as are lighter, quicker ones-
[forum cryptid: it/it's]*The heavier steps pause for a moment, outside of a shop that happens to be locked. The pause goes on for quite some time... then there's an almighty crashing sound.*
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.Having nothing better to do, I try to find something I could turn into a secondary weapon.
-there's still that lighter, faster set of footsteps about-
[forum cryptid: it/it's]*One of the stores, which was previously barred with a rather strong-looking metal barrier, now is missing a large chunk of the metal barrier. A certain somebody can be seen exploring around inside.*
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.Having found exactly one drill, I bookmark the location of this cosplay shop for later use. I move out to search for either a fireworks shop, or a store which sells lawnmowers.
I think you can see where this is going.
edited 8th Apr '16 11:44:45 PM by OmegaShadowcry
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalousBumping to bring back the chaos!
The ink flows into a dark puddle, just move your hand- write the way into his heart-oh, you know the sounds by now...-
[forum cryptid: it/it's]Meanwhile, I search for a place where chemicals can be bought.
I show up in the mall, walking into a music store that sells solid steel guitars, grabs one and then goes to get food.
Why are you even looking at this?-from the sounds of it, a dirt bike approaches powned's location and zips past, rider with face-concealing goggles and bandanna glancing at powned as they ride by-
[forum cryptid: it/it's]I snap out of my sudden bout of hibernation and return to searching for either a fireworks store or a seller lawnmower.
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
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While it doesn't break any fingers, it hurts like hell and I let go.
As I'm below you, I'll grab your legs and attempt to pull them from under you.