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Skiller2 The Sun’s Firstborn from The Bay Area Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: Abstaining
The Sun’s Firstborn
#1476: Mar 28th 2016 at 7:12:40 PM

Roll:58
While it doesn't break any fingers, it hurts like hell and I let go.
As I'm below you, I'll grab your legs and attempt to pull them from under you.

InfinityRyujin Since: Jan, 2015
#1477: Mar 28th 2016 at 7:15:44 PM

rolls 67

While you didn't manage to grab me, you still hit my legs, and it hurts a bit. I respond to this by attempting to stomp on your hand.

Skiller2 The Sun’s Firstborn from The Bay Area Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: Abstaining
The Sun’s Firstborn
#1478: Mar 28th 2016 at 7:27:09 PM

Roll:71
I slip my hands back and attempt to flip you over my head onto the stairs.

edited 28th Mar '16 7:27:34 PM by Skiller2

InfinityRyujin Since: Jan, 2015
#1479: Mar 28th 2016 at 7:39:53 PM

Roll:81

You try, but you end up dropping me when I'm above your head. This hurts me as much as it hurts you.

Skiller2 The Sun’s Firstborn from The Bay Area Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: Abstaining
The Sun’s Firstborn
#1480: Mar 28th 2016 at 8:29:23 PM

"Well, your pretty good. Let's team up."

OmegaShadowcry Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man from The Arena Since: Mar, 2013 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
#1481: Mar 28th 2016 at 9:57:04 PM

Can I safely assume that I bashed Face to death with that jackhammer head?

"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
InfinityRyujin Since: Jan, 2015
#1482: Mar 29th 2016 at 4:52:08 AM

I'd say it's pretty safe to assume that.

"You ain't bad, either."

edited 29th Mar '16 4:52:55 AM by InfinityRyujin

ImmortalFaust sess10n status: l0st from a spaceship in hell Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Faithful to 2D
sess10n status: l0st
#1483: Mar 31st 2016 at 11:31:04 PM

-something ironic starts off in the distance-

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OmegaShadowcry Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man from The Arena Since: Mar, 2013 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
#1484: Mar 31st 2016 at 11:43:12 PM

I contemplate the blood on the jackhammer head, and decide to call it " The Mangling Block". I then proceed to one of the many shops containing cosplay stuff, and begin browsing...

"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
MoreFace Is something the matter? from Somewhere Millions of Miles Away Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Is something the matter?
#1485: Apr 1st 2016 at 1:29:22 PM

Roll: 80,000,000

I kill Omega Shadowcry by eating his face with some delicious Orange Julius tea! It's necessary to knock someone out of their Kaminafication early.

What happened? Why am I not allowed to post anymore!?
engie Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
#1486: Apr 1st 2016 at 1:30:41 PM

Bit late for April Fool's there m8

The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
OmegaShadowcry Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man from The Arena Since: Mar, 2013 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
#1487: Apr 1st 2016 at 4:48:30 PM

After getting a vision of my face being turned into a bloody pulp, I wander about in the cosplay shop, picking up a drill for later reference.

[Giha Village Miner'a Drill, Prop] ADDED TO INVENTORY

edited 1st Apr '16 4:52:12 PM by OmegaShadowcry

"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
engie Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
#1488: Apr 8th 2016 at 6:33:33 PM

*Heavy footsteps are echoing once again.*

The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
ImmortalFaust sess10n status: l0st from a spaceship in hell Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Faithful to 2D
sess10n status: l0st
#1489: Apr 8th 2016 at 6:34:26 PM

-as are lighter, quicker ones-

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engie Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
#1490: Apr 8th 2016 at 6:36:31 PM

*The heavier steps pause for a moment, outside of a shop that happens to be locked. The pause goes on for quite some time... then there's an almighty crashing sound.*

The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
InfinityRyujin Since: Jan, 2015
#1491: Apr 8th 2016 at 6:53:48 PM

Having nothing better to do, I try to find something I could turn into a secondary weapon.

ImmortalFaust sess10n status: l0st from a spaceship in hell Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Faithful to 2D
sess10n status: l0st
#1492: Apr 8th 2016 at 10:08:01 PM

-there's still that lighter, faster set of footsteps about-

[forum cryptid: it/it's]
engie Since: Jan, 2015 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
#1493: Apr 8th 2016 at 10:25:50 PM

*One of the stores, which was previously barred with a rather strong-looking metal barrier, now is missing a large chunk of the metal barrier. A certain somebody can be seen exploring around inside.*

The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
OmegaShadowcry Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man from The Arena Since: Mar, 2013 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
#1494: Apr 8th 2016 at 11:44:08 PM

Having found exactly one drill, I bookmark the location of this cosplay shop for later use. I move out to search for either a fireworks shop, or a store which sells lawnmowers.

I think you can see where this is going.

edited 8th Apr '16 11:44:45 PM by OmegaShadowcry

"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
cake1 Welcome to the Literature club! from A parallel universe Since: Feb, 2016 Relationship Status: TV Tropes ruined my love life
Welcome to the Literature club!
#1495: Apr 20th 2016 at 12:15:35 PM

Bumping to bring back the chaos!

The ink flows into a dark puddle, just move your hand- write the way into his heart
ImmortalFaust sess10n status: l0st from a spaceship in hell Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Faithful to 2D
sess10n status: l0st
#1496: Apr 20th 2016 at 12:34:03 PM

-oh, you know the sounds by now...-

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InfinityRyujin Since: Jan, 2015
#1497: Apr 20th 2016 at 12:37:03 PM

Meanwhile, I search for a place where chemicals can be bought.

powned5 The Kyoto Archmage from Big Booty Since: Oct, 2013 Relationship Status: We finish each other's sandwiches
The Kyoto Archmage
#1498: Apr 20th 2016 at 8:32:03 PM

I show up in the mall, walking into a music store that sells solid steel guitars, grabs one and then goes to get food.

Why are you even looking at this?
ImmortalFaust sess10n status: l0st from a spaceship in hell Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Faithful to 2D
sess10n status: l0st
#1499: Apr 24th 2016 at 12:53:25 AM

-from the sounds of it, a dirt bike approaches powned's location and zips past, rider with face-concealing goggles and bandanna glancing at powned as they ride by-

[forum cryptid: it/it's]
OmegaShadowcry Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man from The Arena Since: Mar, 2013 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
#1500: Jun 16th 2016 at 4:20:33 PM

I snap out of my sudden bout of hibernation and return to searching for either a fireworks store or a seller lawnmower.

"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous

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