Drummer Boy
Mr. Tabby Cat: seeing as i dunno who your mistress is, i don't think that's likely.
Mr. Tabby Cat: and why the hell would someone use lipstick in a mirror to communicate.
Mr. Tabby Cat: whyyyyy
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A-D-enne: I don't know! My mistress was quite cross with me about that.
A-D-enne: even though it wasn't my fault, I didn't ask them to contact me, they were the ones who did!
A-D-enne: And then when I told them I had to go get dressed, they wrote all over my mirror in lipstick!
The Draconic Superior
Drummer Boy
Mr. Tabby Cat: MAGIC CHALKBOARD!
Mr. Tabby Cat: my friend sees it too.
Mr. Tabby Cat: so maybe my cigarettes are okay.
Mr. Tabby Cat: i'd have another one but she'd take it away.
Mr. Tabby Cat: she thinks smoking is bad for me.
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A-D-enne: Tell your friend I said hi!
A-D-enne: Is your friend a peach or brown girl, by any chance?
Drummer Boy
Mr. Tabby Cat: uh... no?
Mr. Tabby Cat: she's biologically mundane.
Mr. Tabby Cat: i have no idea what a peach girl would look like, but if she's brown i guess that means her skin is tan?
Mr. Tabby Cat: i guess a peach girl would have, uhm... peach skin tone?
Mr. Tabby Cat: she's really pale.
Mr. Tabby Cat: i like my girls biologically mundane.
Mr. Tabby Cat: not that we do that anymore, but you know.
Mr. Tabby Cat: just in case.
Mr. Tabby Cat: also, she says hi back.
edited 15th Feb '12 9:58:37 PM by SnowyFoxes
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A-D-enne: Biologically mundane? ...Does that mean what I think it means?
A-D-enne: Anyway I was contacted by a bunch of peach and brown girls. They looked at me funny.
A-D-enne: I don't know. I couldn't remember any other distinguishing characteristics.
A-D-enne: Oh! some of them had glasses.
Drummer Boy
Mr. Tabby Cat: biologically mundane means she looks exactly like what a woman should look like.
Mr. Tabby Cat: i'll love any woman as long as she looks like a woman of my species and she's a good person.
Mr. Tabby Cat: brown hair black hair blue eyes fat skinny tall short i don't give a damn.
Mr. Tabby Cat: but i will not fuck a mermaid.
Mr. Tabby Cat: that bitch had blue skin and a fish tail and everything.
Mr. Tabby Cat: creepy as all fuck.
Mr. Tabby Cat: so she banned from her lake.
Mr. Tabby Cat: no big loss.
Mr. Tabby Cat: so, you're talking about skin tone, right?
Mr. Tabby Cat: and i have glasses.
Mr. Tabby Cat: is there anything special about glasses?
edited 15th Feb '12 10:09:33 PM by SnowyFoxes
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A-D-enne: Yes, skin tone!
A-D-enne: My mistress is red, and my brother's master is cyan.
A-D-enne: I wondered where the girls must have been from if they were so drab.
A-D-enne: Northlanders, perhaps?
A-D-enne: And I've never met a mermaid.
A-D-enne: I'm pretty sure that's just a sailor's tale to tell his wife when he does not want to admit he screwed a dolphin when he got lonely.
A-D-enne: And there's nothing special about glasses, I suppose.
A-D-enne: my brother wears them.
edited 15th Feb '12 10:14:40 PM by ohsointocats
The Draconic Superior
Drummer Boy
Mr. Tabby Cat: mermaids are real.
Mr. Tabby Cat: AND ALL THEY WANT IS A GOOD HARD FUCKING.
Mr. Tabby Cat: and if you don't want to fuck them they eat you.
Mr. Tabby Cat: brrrrr.
Mr. Tabby Cat: most people around here have whitish skin or peach skin and then everything in between.
Mr. Tabby Cat: i'm kind of whitish.
Mr. Tabby Cat: my friend is very whitish.
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A-D-enne: I am not a sir, though I may look like one sometimes.
A-D-enne: Perhaps there are mermaids across the rift. I hope not. The ones you describe sound scary.
A-D-enne: So people there only come in two colors?
A-D-enne: And I'm guessing you're a wizard, then?
Drummer Boy
Mr. Tabby Cat: there may be others, but only whitish/ peach people are allowed inside the republic.
Mr. Tabby Cat: the mermaids are only scary if you're a man.
Mr. Tabby Cat: my friend is best friends with some of them.
Mr. Tabby Cat: it scares me.
Mr. Tabby Cat: and i'm not really a wizard.
Mr. Tabby Cat: people call me that sometimes when i play piano but i don't get why.
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A-D-enne: Only white an peach? What?
A-D-enne: How does that even... how does that even happen?
A-D-enne: Did you just kick everyone else out? That's... that's terrible!
A-D-enne: And they only keep the white wizards, then, not the grays and the blacks?
A-D-enne: That's...
A-D-enne: you live in a cruel world...
Drummer Boy
Mr. Tabby Cat: to be honest, i'm not sure what happened to the other colored people.
Mr. Tabby Cat: or if there were ever other colored people.
Mr. Tabby Cat: maybe the government made up everything to prove that they are protecting us.
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A-D-enne: There has to have been other colored people!
A-D-enne: They're all over here.
A-D-enne: Oh... oh... you're talking to me easily. You have transdimensional communcations.
A-D-enne: Maybe they sent them all here!
A-D-enne: D:!!!
Drummer Boy
Mr. Tabby Cat: the government sure as hell isn't telling us.
Mr. Tabby Cat: maybe my friend can do some research.
Mr. Tabby Cat: she's good at that.
Mr. Tabby Cat: but she's only good at the history of her government and not mine.
Mr. Tabby Cat: she actually lives in the sky and visits sometimes.
Mr. Tabby Cat: yay portals!
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A-D-enne: So your friend though is a wizard. You said she was very white, right?
A-D-enne: Also she does portals.
A-D-enne: My brother can do those. They're difficult.
Drummer Boy
Mr. Tabby Cat: wizards are not necessarily white.
Mr. Tabby Cat: my friend is really pale because.
Mr. Tabby Cat: uhm.
Mr. Tabby Cat: she just is, i guess.
Mr. Tabby Cat: and she has black hair.
Mr. Tabby Cat: sometimes it's creepy and sometimes it's puuurdy.
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A-D-enne: Well wizards aren't necessarily white... I'm a wizard, and I'm not white.
A-D-enne: But she's white because she's a wizard.
A-D-enne: See how this works?
Drummer Boy
Mr. Tabby Cat: so like squares and rectangles.
Mr. Tabby Cat: she can use magic, but we don't call them wizards.
Mr. Tabby Cat: we call them vespers.
Mr. Tabby Cat: and i'm her servant, so i can use magic, but i'm human.
Mr. Tabby Cat: so i'm called a servant.
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Drummer Boy
Mr. Tabby Cat: oh shit.
Mr. Tabby Cat: i thought the time keeper said she destroyed all the other universes.
Mr. Tabby Cat: where the fuck did you people come from, then?
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A-D-enne: Exactly like squares in rectangles!
A-D-enne: I think.
A-D-enne: I'm a wizard so I am gray
A-D-enne: My mistress can make things
A-D-enne: So she's my mistress.
A-D-enne: We've always been here!
A-D-enne: I don't know where you've been.
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A-D-enne: I suppose it's easier than trying to clean lipstick off of a mirror.
A-D-enne: that's how the people who I'm trying to contact contacted me.
A-D-enne: I have no idea where they are from
A-D-enne: Some kind of transdimensional rift, they must be, which is why I opened this.
A-D-enne: ... don't tell my mistress.