Embrace the mindscrew
But-but-but this proof is the one that's gonna crack it once and for all!
What's the frequency Kenneth?|In case of war.
Is that cake frosting?
Too bad, you'll have to publish it into a second-rate journal.
I hope that the million dollars Millennium Prize for solving it, your pick for a permanent position at whatever university you'd like and the hot computer scientist groupies that that solution will get you will be consolation enough... 
As an aside, I mentioned the Millennium Prize to my parents once, in answer to their query if one could get filthy rich doing the sort of thing I do.*
Their answer?
edited 27th Jan '12 10:20:12 AM by Carciofus
But they seem to know where they are going, the ones who walk away from Omelas.
But the Lawyer class is closed to anyone of Good alignment, though.
Dread Sorcerer of Auchtermuchty
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What? I thought Phoenix Wright was Good!
Nemesis
The best lawyer I know has SOULESS as her license plate.
A brighter future for a darker age.
This is hilarious.
Some context: the Journal of the ACM is one of the most important computer science-related academic journals around. A lot of huge papers get published there, and it's generally one of the go-to places were to publish very big results.
Apparently they are having some problems with people submitting faulty proofs of P/NP (the biggest and most famous open problem in theoretical computer science right now). Enough problems, it appears, for them to make a policy that
So yeah. You are not allowed to solve P/NP more often than once every two years.
edited 27th Jan '12 9:10:24 AM by Carciofus
But they seem to know where they are going, the ones who walk away from Omelas.