Science Stinks:

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Science it's cool and interesting to see, read about, or study but it's miserable to do.

I'm not taking about doing independent resurch or something I don't know what that's like, I'm talking about your basic crappy lab job.

I've always loved Science. I love learning about it. I think living things are the most fascinating thing in all creation, that's why I got my degree in Biology, but with that I could only find temp work testing water (amazingly more boring then it sounds).

So I went back to school and got a degree in Clinical Lab Science. This qualified me to work in hospital/medical labs. Those are miserable places. I spent 4 years in a Blood Bank being alternately board out of my skull and stressed out of my mind. It seemed like over half the people in the field were nearly as miserable as I was.

Now Iím unemployed and terrified of going back to one of those stinking places, but feel trapped because there all Iím qualified for. Worse sill I feel guilty for getting kids interested in science because the might end up like me.

edited 28th Dec '11 5:43:39 PM by HistoryMaker

I dunno. I had a summer job in an environmental lab once, and it rocked face, even though I was doing nothing but mounting samples on slides all day.
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You gotta be the head researcher. That way you get a bunch of slaves, also known as "lab assistants".
I'm... sorry about your job prospects?

Not completely sure what we are suppose to discuss here.
5 Flyboy28th Dec 2011 06:07:44 PM from the United States
Get a teaching degree and go somewhere other than the US to try and get a teaching job. Apparently Canada is looking for teachers of math and science...
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6 LoniJay28th Dec 2011 06:36:01 PM from Australia , Relationship Status: Pining for the fjords
Hah. I admit to thinking something similar to this after a particularly boring genetics prac. "They said science was exciting," I told my brother. "They lied. Science is hanging around for two hours, so that you can look at a blurry photo of some black and white lines and write 'Results inconclusive' in your lab book."

But I guess no job is all glamour.

edited 28th Dec '11 6:36:32 PM by LoniJay

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[up][up][up] Sorry, I guess that was really more of a rant than a conversation starter. I guess I just wanted to know if anyone agreed with me and/or disagreed strongly enough to try to prove that Iím wrong or an isolated case or missing something.

edited 28th Dec '11 6:42:16 PM by HistoryMaker

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9 Carciofus29th Dec 2011 04:43:43 AM from Alpha Tucanae I
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Depends on the kind of science. With respect to labor-intensive disciplines requiring expensive equipment, that is probably the case; but, at least as far as I can see, theorists can generally get to choose much regarding their own direction of research and so on.

For example, in my case, my contract mentions a general topic. Inside that topic, I can pretty much do anything that I feel like doing. I have a supervisor, who can in theory fire me if he thinks I am not doing enough, but he does not order me around — at most, he mentions some open problems that I might want to look at, and of course he is available for suggestions and advice if I have trouble.

That's not to say that it cannot be frustrating at times; but it's not the "gah this is boring and leads nowhere" kind of boring, but rather the "gah I spent months working on a paper and one of my fundamental premises is entirely wrong" one.
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What's so boring about testing water?
11 ohsointocats29th Dec 2011 07:35:11 AM from The Sand Wastes , Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
Shit stinks everywhere. The only difference between yours and most jobs is that you were probably paid more.
12 lordGacek29th Dec 2011 08:35:11 AM from Kansas of Europe
Generic science is just as much "MWAHAHAHA I'LL SHOW THEM" and "YES! YES! BEHOLD THE SECRETS OF NATURE" as, say, archaeology is running through dungeons and cracking a whip. cool
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13 Pykrete29th Dec 2011 12:03:17 PM from Viridian Forest
I dunno man, the wetland and wildlife preserves around here treat their eggheads pretty well.
14 GameChainsaw29th Dec 2011 12:06:27 PM from sunshine and rainbows!
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I still think there should be a union for mad scientists. tongue
15 Inhopelessguy29th Dec 2011 06:28:17 PM from Birmingham Ctl, UK , Relationship Status: Wanna dance with somebody
I'm with Chainy on that. tongue

Yeah, depends your field. I'm sure the social sciences are a lot more fun.


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16 lordGacek30th Dec 2011 04:49:50 AM from Kansas of Europe
I am told somebody already started a sexology school with practical exercises, if that's what you had in mind. cool
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17 diomedes26th Jan 2012 08:50:15 PM from Monroeville PA
I'm majoring in Geology right now and hope to become a Paleontologist one of these days, but for now I think I should do a couple years as a geologist because they are in high demand and they can make a lot of money. (Hell I live near Marcellus Shale)
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18 BestOf9th Jan 2012 01:30:02 PM from Finland , Relationship Status: Falling within your bell curve
[...Geologists] are in high demand and they can make a lot of money.

Really? I didn't know that. It's to do with finding resources for energy production, right? (*looks up "Marcellus Shale"*)... Yeah, seems so. I hope the fossils there aren't harmed by exploration (and exploitation.)
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