Ugh, BRO! If I can't cuddle big jungle kitty, why am I even, like, in the US OF A!
Such injustice. Much lame.
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Char!
Man who asked police on facebook to use better mugshot arrested
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Good work social media.
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That article is kind of adorable.
"In an unexpected twist a user under the name "Danny Damon" replied to the post which featured a police mugshot saying: "Can you use a better photo tho [sic]. This is a horrible mugshot."
In reply Victoria Police quipped: "Hi Daniel, please visit your nearest police station and we'll arrange for a new photo to be taken."
Damon told police in another post that he was arranging a lawyer.
Earlier on Friday, police again took to social media to say Damon had been arrested.
"We are happy to report that Daniel Damon, who was wanted on warrants, will be getting the new photo he requested. He was arrested today," the tweet said."
Once again, I find myself loving this world we live in.
i. hear. a. sound.
NOT THE BEES
Oh he was already wanted. Okay then.
Char!
Sharks can live inside active volcanoes
Can sharks get any more awesome?
Well then. I'm not sure they can.
edited 14th Jul '15 6:29:04 PM by Luthen
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This is a title.
22-year-old college student blows her $90,000 college fund and blames her parents.
This is a title.
Drag queens banned from Pride event 'because they may offend transgender people'
edited 21st Jul '15 4:55:07 PM by Eagal
You fell victim to one of the classic blunders!I choose to believe this is some super weird conspiracy to convince us that transgender people hate fun.
edited 21st Jul '15 5:22:33 PM by Bur
i. hear. a. sound.
As soon as I saw "anti-consummerist" as part of the advertisement, I knew we were in for something else.
They obviously get their opinions chiefly from random Tumblr justice blogs.
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He may want to see a doctor about that.
NOT THE BEES
It turns out to have been kinda mundane, if amusingly so. But I like to think he's secretly a bonnacon.
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Surprise cut short by scissors in birthday cake.
Okay, how bad a baker do you have to be to do something like this?
Expergiscēre cras, medior quam hodie. (Awaken tomorrow, better than today.)
NOT THE BEES
Forget the scissors. Who the hell charges $60 for a birthday cake?
Char!
There is a lizard sex satellite floating in space and Russia no longer has it under control.
Well, the article has been updated to report that Russian mission control did regain control of their lizard sex satellite.
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In between trying to become the new James Bond villain, I bet Putin has the most interesting job in the country.
Waking up and seeing that, its no wonder he's a little...off.
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Texas man shoots armadillo, bullet ricochets back into his face
Animal's status unknown because authorities were unable to find it
Instant karma. Hope the armadillo is safe and sound.
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Found another article about it. Apparently he wasn't the first person injured by an armadillo ricochet this year.
http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2015/aug/01/bullet-bounces-off-armadillo-texas
Hnnng
That guy has to have the best, yet most awful aim ever.
Above all, always remember to stay positive.
Char!
Yep. And Dank is also a pun since it's the surname of the footy clubs supplier.
~In Hopeless Guy this one's for you.
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Woman arrested after pouring hot grits on sleeping man.
Wait...that's not an euphemism?
Expergiscēre cras, medior quam hodie. (Awaken tomorrow, better than today.)
What a time to be alive.
I couldn't conceive a dream so wet; your bongos make me congo.