Once Upon A Time

Yeah, same. I'm surprised she never tried to take revenge on Hook either.

I also kind of want to see the whole 'Blackbeard terrorized Arendelle til Elsa put his ship in a glass bottle' thing. I did a double take at that. And Ariel drops it like its a handwave.

I at least want some reason to believe that the entire Frozen Arc wasn't just to get the scroll to get Rumple back this Arc... which, in of itself, was the result of the Frozen Arc anyway so... Blech.

How could Elsa even put a ship in a bottle...freeze it until it condenses so much it could fit inside one?

Also Ariel's slap was weak. You gotta put some wrist into it.

So being in Canadaland, I got a different next episode promo than most of you guys. For once the CTV promo didn't completely give away everything XD. Anyway, I finally watched the American promo and Snow and Charming are stealing Mal's...egg?

I guess that quashes the baby swap theory...sort of.

Godammit when are they going to New York already?

edited 23rd Mar '15 11:01:40 AM by Sisi

Oh so I'm the only one who goes well credits are on might as well turn the TV off, I didn't even realize we had different previews. I mean I see the commercials but still.

So I think there's a new ep today, but since it's Wrestlemania, I'll likely miss it.

That is, unless I'm wrong, and I'm hoping I am.

Wrestlemania? I'll likely not watch it until Monday online because that's when it's up.

Online is good, but nothing beats watching it on a proper screen....

Except being there live.

There is a new ep of the show today right?

HDMI TV + HDMI cable + Laptop with a HDMI outlet = watching stuff online on your TV. Only way I roll, baby.

I guess I should try that one day.

Most, if not all, of the T Vs that run through my store have HDMI slots on them nowadays. So as long as you have the computer for it and enough T Vs for everyone not to fight over them, there's no reason not to pick up a cable and give it a go.

Whelp. All this time I assumed the author was just writing down the events that transpired, which is true for the previous ones, but it turns out this one really was screwing with everything on purpose. Even the Sorcerer sealing him away didn't work, as the guy ended up still writing to the point that he even wrote the Sorcerers demise and brought back Regina's sis.

I KNEW IT! I wrote a WMG a couple years back about there being some kind of magic that had people over the years write ad create the fairytales. HCA, Disney, the Grimms etc. I didn't know about The Author at the time, but I totally guessed that it was a title rather than one person. I think Henry's going to be the next Author. Basically the current author is Drosselmeyer from Princess Tutu XD

EDIT: Soy WMG is still there, under Other. It's weird how that happened (trying not to gloat XD)

I also called Snow and Charming using Mal's egg as a gambit to pull the darkness out of Emma

Also, I guess it's official that Lily is Mal's daughter, though I think we all saw that coming.

edited 29th Mar '15 6:15:16 PM by Sisi

To prove how evil she is I wouldn't be surprised if she kills her mom and makes it clear to her before it happens that she's doing it For the Evulz. Just to sink it how much of a jerk the author is.

So, any guesses as to what Rumpel ahs that'll get Regina over to his side?

EDIT: Holy crap! Shit's finally going down and we have to wait an extra week. God Dammit XD Robin AND Zelena XD

edited 29th Mar '15 6:27:57 PM by Sisi

Aaagh, I couldn't guess that Lily was Maleficent's child or that the peddler was the Author. But I should know by now that practically everyone with a name in Once Upon a Time has to be used a minimum of like three times.

And Zelena NOT being dead! Well that's good. I hate that Gold "killed" her so soon.

I wish no one had to die in OUAT. I wish that they could like all be preserved in that book whenever useful.

Lily confirmed for Maleficent's child, and Author confirmed for shitface.

Next week, shit probably gets real.

I should've guessed about the pedlar though. That actor always plays weasely types. It seemed a little off that he was there just for a cameo and some booze.

edited 30th Mar '15 5:24:10 AM by Sisi

Called Lily being Maleficent's child, and called her full name being Lillith. This show loves its symbolic/indicitave names far too much for it not to be the case.

We knew her name was Lilith since her first appearance- it's what her adopted dad called her.

Can't wait to see how the reunion between Lily and Emma goes. It's going to be hella awkward XD.

"Hi. Sorry I was a bitch to you 15 years ago and left you alone. Oh and I found your real mom. She's an evil storybook witch that I murdered in dragon form, but's all cool because she got resurrected. Also it's my parents' fault you were essentially an orphan for the first 30 years of your life. Friends?"

Also...who hell is Maleficent's babydaddy? Or do we want to know the answer to that question?

Maybe it's Immaleficent Conception.

...

Hold for applause.

So on a scale of 1-10 on the likability scale, where does this latest revelation put David and Mary-Margarett?

Ha.

Does this make Lily part Dragon then? That should prove interesting...

EDIT: Well it's certainly a big What the Hell, Hero?, but they certainly haven't reached Blue Fairy levels. So...maybe a 5 or 6? But yes, They royally f**ked up on that one...

edited 30th Mar '15 12:34:28 PM by Sisi

I think they are trying to highlight the point about Regina: the nursery scene is basically a highlights version of Regina's redemption arc since season 2.

What did people hate about the Blue Fairy again? I kind of binge watched season 1 and might have missed a few things.