SIR! reports one of the undead marines in the city via radio to Ailedhoo who be in the barracks. We found a living creature crying nearby! What will we do?!
Hmm.... capture it! I will make it one of my... more advance zombies later.
I’m a lumberjack and I’m ok. I sleep all night and work all day.
Who's there? A zombie?! -runs away to find a place to hide-
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I'm a survivor, and I think I just heard something, come with me and I can get you to my safehouse!
selling property in hell, lake-of-lava front timeshare with hitler or cheap 5th ring, only 250000 soulsSIR! We hear talking! A trooper of some kind is talking to the civilian!
Then... kill the one that is the threat! -Ailedhoo screams into the radio communicator- I do not want some commando going around and endangering my plans!
I’m a lumberjack and I’m ok. I sleep all night and work all day.
Focus...
*click*
Focus...
*inhale*
Focus...
*bang*
Grapeshot. That's another one down.
edited 19th Sep '11 1:15:42 AM by Deadbeatloser22
"Yup. That tasted purple."
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who the hell was that? I'm a survivor, if you are hostile, I will kill you and not ask questions.
selling property in hell, lake-of-lava front timeshare with hitler or cheap 5th ring, only 250000 soulsSIR! We see the target! -the undead marine is seeing hotdog- We free to kill?
AS I ORDERED YOU TO DO! -yells a angry Ailedhoo via radio- Kill him! Shoot him down with your guns!
I’m a lumberjack and I’m ok. I sleep all night and work all day.
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-fires 5 rounds- civilian, get out if you want to live!
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If you're talking to me, you're assuming I'm close.
"Yup. That tasted purple."Trooper! -Ailedhoo yelled at the radio- If you fail to remove the threat I will remove you! Understand?!
YES SIR!
I’m a lumberjack and I’m ok. I sleep all night and work all day.
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(no, talking to draco)
slodier, you know that you can defect, right?
selling property in hell, lake-of-lava front timeshare with hitler or cheap 5th ring, only 250000 soulsEr well...
IF YOU DEFLECT... -Ailedhoo yells from the radio- YOUR WILL BE HUNTED DOWN!
Er...
I’m a lumberjack and I’m ok. I sleep all night and work all day.
Okay..where's your safehouse? I'd like to know.
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don't worry, safety in numbers, and by the way, if he treats others ike this, then they will be welcome to defect as well...
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Hmm...-looks around-
How many other survivors are here? We're not the only ones...or are we?
edited 19th Sep '11 7:11:07 AM by dracosketch
So... my first marine squad is deflecting?! Nevermind! I will need to pay attention to my attack on the bunker... hmmm. It seems there is resitance but my tanks have blown the door open...
This is Blue Falcon squad! We are in heavy fighting in middle of city with the mutants!
I guess problems exist everywhere... and I need to get some living desciples to my cause...
I’m a lumberjack and I’m ok. I sleep all night and work all day.
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alright, so we have a squad that defected to us, a survivor with unknown capabilities, and myself, a decent marksman with some urban survival skills. let's get back to the safehouse and plan when we get there.
selling property in hell, lake-of-lava front timeshare with hitler or cheap 5th ring, only 250000 soulsThe assault on the bunker.... I will make that my main concern and visit it personally. I will have one of my loyal zombified officers take stance at the radio to give orders outs...
I’m a lumberjack and I’m ok. I sleep all night and work all day.
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-now at safehouse- alright, so now what?
selling property in hell, lake-of-lava front timeshare with hitler or cheap 5th ring, only 250000 souls-Ailedhoo is getting into a jeep so he can go and see how the battle is going on at the bunker-
-Meanwhile Ailedhoo's forces are closing in the centre of the city against the "overmen," not too far away from the safehouse-
I’m a lumberjack and I’m ok. I sleep all night and work all day.
Were the goddamned illuminati, we got this shit *calls out for people to join the illuminati*
Oh god no
"Oh, zombie invasion. That explains everything."
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
The Vagrant
Eldren raises an eyebrow and takes flight, holding his staff.
"A zombie invasion? Interesting."
Creator of the Avatar Arena and its Discord server.
-hears crying- hello?
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