Hark, the woman of African descent bearing the diminutive form of the name Elizabeth;
Your choice of the erroneous-but-comical miscomprehension of the follow-up lyric:
- Hirsute fruit of the tree Nephelium lappaceum.
- Gelatinous preserves produced from blackberries and pectin.
- An individual named Pamela Bellam.
- A device for illuminating furnished spaces, modeled after the monochrome ursine endemic to China.
- A similar such device for illuminating furnished spaces, festooned with crystalline resin of an ocher color.
- To use a mechanical tool intended for holding objects steady for the unintended purpose of pinching a cured pork product.
- The whimsical secondary protagonist (and, indeed, the solitary character bearing nomenclature) featured within Theodor Seuss Geisel's novel Viridescent Ova and Cured Pork Product.
Edited by Anomalocaris20 on Oct 30th 2023 at 4:55:55 AM
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!"At last, after this dreary, dreadful day, I have gained perfect solitude," I muse to self as I dwell in my moonlit chambers in the darkened dead of night.
"It appears you have been most fatally mistaken, my friend," quoth a formerly unknown figure, whom I can only recognize as the denizen of the blades.
fun fact: pro tip: breaking news: life hack: i can't find a good signatureWoah, Black Betty.
Orcus on His Throne will always be my pet peeve.Could that perchance have been the infamous mastication known to have taken place in the year 1987?
What person has decided to commit a crime of the first-degree against my good compatriot known as Hannibal?
Everybody loves the me! I’m a great athlete!"My fellow classmates, I present to you an action figure of my all-time favorite fictional superhero!"
"Mr. Estevez, I would like to inform you that this marks the seventh consecutive instance you have presented an item of your all-time favorite fictional superhero within this classroom."
WAS THAT THE BITE OF 87?!
This is the seventh week you've shown Ultra Lord in class Sheen
Indeed, I request that you bring me 8,16466266 kilograms of white tropane alkaloid to be snorted, 5,44310844 kilograms of a free base form of the same drug to be smoked, as well as seven male exotic dancers. But please be certain that none of these dancers are the lightest colour on the visible light spectrum, as in this case the tropane alkaloid will not be visible on their bodies.
Edited by Hqami on Nov 1st 2023 at 8:10:35 PM
HqamiliciousIdentify a fictional character who has endured a greater amount of suffering and hardship than Ellie Williams. I shall patiently await any and all responses.
"Simply because you are capable of communicating in a coherent spoken language, that does not mean you possess a respectable level of brainpower."
Ever wanted to see the most inexplicably horrifying intro to a game ever?name a character that went thru more pain than her. I'll wait
Edited by Electrite on Nov 11th 2023 at 9:23:45 AM
fun fact: pro tip: breaking news: life hack: i can't find a good signatureToday shall be the first day I study in the second secondary school in the United States school system specifically meant for homosexual students. I trust and have confidence in the possibility that none of the students or staff in this school shall realize that I am in fact heterosexual, as that would be quite unfortunate.
HqamiliciousAnd he then proceeded to transfigure himself into the form of a fermented cucumber. He identifies himself with the nomenclature of Fermented Cucumber Richard Sanchez. It was unquestionably the most hilarious excrement I have ever borne witness to.
and then he turned into a pickle, funniest shit ever
Ladies are my preferred fellow.
x9 yes
Edited by LadyBlackwood on Dec 8th 2023 at 5:41:19 PM
"As a man is your preference with regards to women of great height or small stature?"
"Neither, my preference is solely male companionship."
Edited by FirstSnow on Nov 15th 2023 at 2:40:57 PM
Joke? Why are you calling it a joke? You drew a picture of two dudes hugging and wrote "I love hugs!" on it.In every conceivable aspect save for perhaps physically, I am well and truly a member of the species Canis lupis.
in all ways except physically, I am a wolf
Currently compressing my genitalia while conjuring the image of thine own self moving rhythmically up and down situated on it like similarly to an animal of an anurid or more accurately a bufonid.
Joke? Why are you calling it a joke? You drew a picture of two dudes hugging and wrote "I love hugs!" on it.This one's probably only a meme in my mind, but I don't care.
"I hold a great deal of contempt for our master, the rat named after a small piece of broken wood."
Ever wanted to see the most inexplicably horrifying intro to a game ever?The automatons do have a tendency to behave in a most eccentric manner come the evening.
The upper ectremity of my own person placed in thine upper extremity incapable of being romantically involved
Joke? Why are you calling it a joke? You drew a picture of two dudes hugging and wrote "I love hugs!" on it.This young lad believed that school lasts for one day only! He has gotten angry after his revelation!
“This quote is often falsely attributed to Mark Twain.” -xkcdx9 women are my favorite guy
fun fact: pro tip: breaking news: life hack: i can't find a good signatureNay, I would emerge victorious.
That meme where Patrick makes pizza out of Spongebob's house I forgot its name
Are you telling me that this mythological creature that resembles a winged lizard and breathes fire is located in your sleeping quarters?
Edited by Hqami on Oct 30th 2023 at 10:15:44 AM
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