The Massive Bellend
#27: Aug 29th 2011 at 4:48:06 PM
He's been the center of parties...that he didn't go to.
It's been rumored that Chuck Norris last name is Auditore.
He was the inspiration for the term One-Man Army.
''I don't always kill people...but when I do, I prefer dual blades."
What do you get if you burn tomatoes? Ash Ketchump.
#28: Aug 29th 2011 at 5:01:15 PM
"I don't go to brothels often but when I do I prefer the Rosa in Fiore."
edited 29th Aug '11 5:01:32 PM by Rationalinsanity
Politics is the skilled use of blunt objects.
That One Guy
#29: Aug 29th 2011 at 5:56:05 PM
"I don't always assassinate people, but when I do, I prefer to do it discreetly."
"I don't always raise my hand, but when I do, everything around me dies in an Arrow Storm."
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#30: Aug 29th 2011 at 6:19:26 PM
Stay stealthy my friends.
The Massive Bellend
#31: Aug 30th 2011 at 4:58:52 PM
Stay deadly my friends.
(Get it? Deadly? 'cause his friends are assassins...I'll get my coat)
What do you get if you burn tomatoes? Ash Ketchump.
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Ezio was so loved by the women of Italy that every Italian today has a 1-in-4 chance of being a descendant of him.
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