When the war starts, which side will you be on?

Tell that to Harmony Gold◊. All giant stompy robots, regardless of country of origin, will have a place in my army.

Harmony Gold can go choke on a tylenol.

@Fusion: Correction; Juan is the Hand. I am the King of the Seventy or So Fandoms.

But come to think of it, the only distinction is that I make the orders and he relays them to the rest of the kingdom (or whatever's left of it anyway, after House Hussie, House ZUN, House Faust and House Whatthefuckever have ridden roughshod over it).

@Juan: I am no Lannister. I am the rightful ki—

... fuck. Damn you, Tywin Lannister. Damn you to hell.

Oh, and Diammones and djmaca: you're now officially promoted to the rank of Cenobite. Now go forth and purge the unbelievers in the name of the Father of Machines!

edited 18th Sep '11 10:52:16 PM by Icarael

House Hussie claims the holdings of House Herbert. Let us rescue them from the Tyranny of the Andersonians!

Houses Martin and Rosewater would prefer it if House Herbert joined their side.

... This is all shaping up to be the basis for a hilarious fanfic.

edited 18th Sep '11 10:58:26 PM by Icarael

Yes, sir...

Starts arming his Raptor with an a-bomb disguised as a hellfire missile....

No, don't! We can't afford to violate the Great Convention! The forms must be obeyed!

... unless you're using it on a part of the terrain. Then it's fair game.

^^^Bah, we know more about the desert.

[[Internet Fandoms as Dune Style houses is perhaps the best idea ever. IT MUST BE DONE. I'll help if anybody else wants to work on it too.]]

edited 18th Sep '11 11:10:28 PM by HungryJoe

I was thinking more of A Song Of Ice And Fire-style houses. But what the hey, Dune works too.

K, sir, fine. No nukes.... May I bring out a Gundam instead, or will we be sued for Copyright Infringement by Sunrise?

Are you with the Bene Otaku?

[[Haven't read any Martin, sadly and perplexingly]]

Uh... no, since I dunno what he is/she is/they are?

They are an organization that spans the empire, dabbling in biology and politics in equal measure. Fear and respect are attached to the organization so intensely that few dare molest their agents, even the disturbing ones that ask for it directly.

Those that do find themselves what members of House Pratchett would call "inhumed" .

And then you have their crazy offshoot the Honored Matres, who are basically the same thing but far more open with their viciousness and cruelty.

But enough of that. Let us go back to the war! House Gallifrey, House Kamina, to me! It is time to strike at the Bronythraki khalasars!

edited 19th Sep '11 12:47:34 AM by Icarael

The House of Lungbarrow refuses this offer.

The Bronythaki are my allies. I will not betray for you.

I couldn't care less about sides.

Fine, then. Let those hordes of Bronythraki throw themselves at the might of House Rosewater... and see how long they last.

edited 20th Sep '11 11:19:12 AM by Icarael

Become some kind of bounty-hunter mercenary pair?

Rosewater is a strong house indeed.

Hence why I put some slight changes in the timestream. They are now led by an imcompetent fool!

..... Either I'm missing something or it's just me: Can anyone explain the current state of affairs?

You know, I haven't watched either of these series. I watched first few minutes of FIM and currently at Act 2 of H.

I won't be on either side, since I don't really care about either. I'll just be sitting here watching random anime and laughing my ass off at the two sides fighting over such trivial things.

I'll be laughing and sitting against a tree, because I don't give a crap about either side.

edited 20th Sep '11 8:24:06 AM by Shichibukai

I have a space-time gap filled with Getter Robos ready to Getter Beam the shit out of you.

Getter is a noun, not an adjective.

And why does nobody care about sides? GEOMETRY IS IMPORTANT.