Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Which car do we take? The Mini, or the Toyota Prius?
Should we take a plucky comic relief along?
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?Good point. We'll have to take the Prius then.
Alpha squad is at the rendezvous point. We'll meet you there.
UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOIWait, I have to update my GPS map.
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?Oh come on!
Calculating route.
Turn right in 200 metres
Okay. Turning right.
Hey, Blurring? Maybe put some smooth jazz on the radio?
Hey, wait for me! (grabs onto back of car and hangs on)
Looking for some stories?<brakes>
Dammit, Mort. Get in the backseat. Buckle up.
Turn left in 500 metres, then immediately, right.
So, you guys have any clue what we're doing here?
Where do you set the GPS to?
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?At the rendezvous point.
UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOIWhich is what I did!
The corner of L'Oreal Avenue and Mon Street!
Continue straight for 800 metres.
You seem to be in charge. Who we are rendezvousing with and what is our mission, Boss?
edited 7th Aug '11 9:18:50 PM by Mort08
Looking for some stories?Turn right in 10 metres
SWEERRVVEEEE!!!
You have arrived at your destination. Please disembark from the vehicle.
Hay guise.
All right, everyone remember the plan?
UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOII'll run around in circles to distract the guards.
edited 7th Aug '11 9:27:13 PM by Blurring
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?I suppose I get the seemingly important job of standing watch, which is really just an excuse to have me out of the way? Not that that isn't a wonderful idea. I'll be the best guard you guys will ever have!
edited 7th Aug '11 9:28:55 PM by Mort08
Looking for some stories?Right.
Ok, we'll be taking the limo to Trope Co headquarters. Remember, the guards will shoot you on sight.
UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOIGot mah sonic gun. Loaded with 100 dB rounds. I'm ready boss.
Ok, who's driving?
UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOISweet! Is this the part of the adventure where the heroes get outfitted with cool gadgets?
Looking for some stories?Could I have the grappling gun?
If a chicken crosses the road and nobody else is around to see it, does the road move beneath the chicken instead?I want the iPod that listens to people. While you listen to music!
Blurring, you get the grappling gun, Hopeless, you get the funky iPod omni-tool, I get the disguise mask, and Mort gets the Standing Watch Stick.
edited 7th Aug '11 9:37:48 PM by thespacephantom
UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI
Okay, guys. You all know the plan, so there shouldn't be any screw ups.
Operation Noodle Mission is a go!
I am become Death, Destroyer of Miniputts.