ITT: We are at the movies

Ugh...I'm okay...I'm okay.

Wait, is that a romantic comedy you're playing? KNOCK ME OUT AGAIN!!! No, I take that back! I don't like being knocked out!

Okay...what was I gonna put on again? Or are we all gonna watch this, cuz I've got Pirates Of The Caribbean and Back To The Future right here. The first ones. And if we're in the mood for something serious, I can start up The Kings Speech.

If that suits you. I would have to ask that you knock me out again first, or else I'll be Screaming at the Squick and wrecking it for everyone.

edited 21st Aug '11 5:05:52 PM by Mort08

How about A Nightmare on Elm Street: The Musical?

-Looks at everyone-

I. want. to. watch. Return. To. Frigging. Gamelon.

If you do not comply you will perish, YOU! Computer Man! -Points at Hopey- Put Return to Gamelon on!

But that movie actually got negative stars. It was so bad that it literally broke reality and sucked L.A into the abyss.

It was worse than North!

edited 21st Aug '11 5:54:37 PM by Quarterman

So is your face, put Return to Gamelon on NOW Computer Man!!

Not Return to Gamelon! I WANT TOASTUZ! AND SPAGHETTI! AND GET OFFA MY CLOUD AND... AND... THE OTHER STUFF!

Steven, how about we set you up with your own private auditorium? Then you can watch Return to Gamelon as many times as you want!

And you too can be sucked into the abyss!

There are other options: Weegee: The Movie, Morshu's Adventure, and SNOOPINGASUSUAL: The Biography of Dr. Robotnik.

Perhaps not Weegee. I'm not in the mood for a horror film.

I don't want a documentary either. Morshu's Adventure? He visits the temples of Lamp Oil, Rope, and Bombs, but discovers that he doesn't have enough rubees and should come back when he's a little... MMMM... Richer!

-Getting sucked into the abyss, holding my chair for dear life-

NO! NOT INTO THE ABYSS! IT BURRNNSSS!

...

Screw you guys.

I'm projecting this 'ecchi' my friend told me about.

I wonder what it is...

...

Ohwow.

<Major Nose Bleed>

YOU DARE INSULT US IN MY LAIR? YOU MUST DIE!!! *attempts to shoot lightning*

-Looking at Hopey's computer-

Hey, there's a film on your computer named Amazing Orgies 37. What's that movie about? Since it's the 37th one, the series must be good. I say we watch that one.

edited 21st Aug '11 6:38:22 PM by Quarterman

No there isn't.

This... ecchi... its rather cutesy.

There's a guy sitting behind me that keeps staring at me. And breathing heavily. I'm a bit scared.

Don't worry, it's only Jason Voorhees.

Here's an idea: Let's watch Call of Cthulhu: A Studio Ghibli film.

Let's not. Since we're squabbling so much, why don't we find something we can agree upon? You know, a compromise? We've bickered for a good forty minutes.

I GOT IT!

I have this film:

It's called the "Best Ever Action-Romcom-Thriller-Horror-Scifi Ever".

It combines all of our tastes into one film - which got 79% on Rotten Tomatoes.com!

Sure. Beats the hell out of Hotel Mario.

Does the "Best Ever Action-Romcom-Thriller-Horror-Scifi Ever" have Fat Mario in it? What about Gay Luigi? I'd settle for Morshu...

Is there a movie that starts soon? I don't want to wait another hour.