SCP-447 theories:

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An insane musician
I have always wondered what was behind those [DATA EXPUNGED] things in scp-447's page. It is apparently SOOOO important that it doesnt touch a dead body...EVER. Or else [DATA EXPUNGED] What do you think would happen if scp-447 ever did touch a dead body?

http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-447

[up][up][up] Here's a link.

edited 28th Jul '11 10:14:28 AM by Bagelzz

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2 Pentigan28th Jul 2011 06:25:20 PM from Summerland , Relationship Status:
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My guess. SCP-447 is a zombification enzyme.
3 MetaFour28th Jul 2011 07:11:10 PM from the edge of the sun
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According to this page (admittedly connected to a joke SCP), exposing SCP-447's slime to a dead body somehow transported Dr. Clef to an alternate universe.

I say the interaction of the slime and dead bodies creates a scent that attracts hyper-dimensional creatures that eat the space between universes.
An insane musician
at first i thought it would be a zombie type thing, but i figured that'd be too cliche :/ For some reason i always thought that it would somehow cause the corpse to create tons more of the slime and at a much faster rate, effectively flooding pretty much everything and getting even more dead bodies covered in the stuff, causing a "chain flood" of the slime junk. But i do like the whole interdimensional creature thing

edited 29th Jul '11 8:13:48 AM by Bagelzz

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no, it does far worse, it takes everything back to... the 70s!
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6 Korochun18th Aug 2011 09:24:46 AM from Elsewhere (send help!)
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It brings dead people back to life.
When you remember that we are all mad, all questions disappear and life stands explained.
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it turns everyone into sparkly vampires.
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It's easy, mmkay?
Makes a random scp

At first I didn't realize I needed all this stuff...
What'd you just say about my hair?!
It makes a substance that makes one fully immortal when they consume it. However, the higher ups of the SCP Foundation want to keep that to themselves.
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10 Carciofus26th Nov 2011 05:11:28 AM from Alpha Tucanae I
Is that cake frosting?
That sounds way more dangerous that the article lets on. What about insect corpses? And what about bacterial husks, for that matter?

Really, all it takes is some mosquito to fall into it and whatever unpleasant thing that is supposed to happen will happen...

This makes me guess...

Absolutely nothing happens. SCP-447 is absolutely harmless, and is used as a tool to find out which agents have dangerous tendencies.
But they seem to know where they are going, the ones who walk away from Omelas.

11 OmegaShadowcry20th May 2013 07:32:19 PM from The Surface , Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
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No no no no no, you don't understand.

That slime is a sort of base form, and exposing it to the dead activates some sort of morphing system that turns that harmless-looking slime into that walking nightmare called SCP-682.
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13 OmegaShadowcry21st Jun 2013 08:59:57 AM from The Surface , Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
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...

Did I say just 682? Make that 682-P, the "Impossible-To-Destroy Reptile".
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
Sorry to bring back this dead thread, but here's the absolute truth on the matter.

As told in the tale 'The Truth About 447', the effect is finally known.

Nothing. It does nothing. Or it might. Nobody knows, because the guy in charge of testing SCP-447 is deathly afraid of dead bodies. He made up a terrible, horrible, potentially world-ending reaction that would occur, should the two ever come into contact.
15 OmegaShadowcry7th Aug 2014 07:00:21 PM from The Surface , Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
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Eh, headcanon.

Perhaps it does multiply out of control... Or how about mutating the corpse into The Thing?
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
16 kellbyb18th Mar 2015 02:40:32 PM from Craftsbury Common, VT , Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
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[up][up] Actually, it's not known. It's just that no tests were performed. As far as we know it COULD be as bad as it's hyped, or it could indeed be nothing.
17 OmegaShadowcry21st Mar 2015 10:27:23 PM from The Surface , Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
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Oh well, time to go dump green jello onto corpses and claim that it was Bright.

Hmm...

Perhaps the goo actually just causes disturbing chemical reactions with dead bodies?
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