Military Grade Shitposter
-??? fumbles with his Mosin for a second-
-After getting the stock to rest in his hands, he immediately stands to attention-
???: YES SIR!
"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
Web Spidus
(Joshua spots the QM and salutes him.)
Joshua: YES SIR!
edited 30th Jul '14 10:12:33 AM by josh6243
Chuck: <NOW THAT LOOKS MUCH BETTER. SO WHAT IS YOUR NAME, RECRUIT?!> D:<
(@Blues)Chuck: "...godda-..." >_<
~catches himself~
"W-WELL THAT IS REALLY FUCKING EXCELLENT NEWS, COMMUNICATIONS OFFICER BLUES! WITH MISTER SNUGGLES AND HIS FRIENDS ABOARD, I WILL FINALLY BE ABLE TO TAKE MY NAP-NAPS!" D:<
Blues: I also found your sappy-ass love poem to the tin can. I uploaded it onto the BBS.
Military Grade Shitposter
???: CONSCRIPT DAMIR KOVAC, SIR!
-salutes-
"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
Sa'had: ... Nice recovery. 
(@Blues) Pass the transcript 
Web Spidus
(Joshua is still saluting Chuck, waiting for a response from him. He's shaking in his boots.)
Chuck: <WELL, CONSCRIPT DAMIR KOVAC, WHY DID YOU DECIDE TO SIGN UP FOR THE BIGGEST, BADDEST MERCENARY CREW IN EXISTENCE?!>
(@Joshua)Chuck: "AND YOUR NAME, RECRUIT?"
(@Blues)Chuck: "WELL AIN'T THAT JUST FUCKING PEACHY. NOW EVERYBODY ON THIS SHIP WILL BE AWARE OF WHAT A BEAUTIFUL YET FRAIL BUTTERFLY I AM ON THE FUCKING INSIDE."
Blues: -Yawns- Speaking of fucking, I found your box of weird German porn. I've already set up a movie night.
Web Spidus
Joshua: @Chuck: JOSHUA SOEDJONO, SIR!
Sa'had: -snrk-
Military Grade Shitposter
Damir: TO EARN MONEY, PROTECT THE UNIVERSE, AND PROVE MY WORTH AS A SOLDIER, SIR!
"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
(@Damir)Chuck: "THAT IS AN EXCELLENT ANSW-..."
~is interrupted by Blues~
"...pffffffffffffff..." >_<
![[lol]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/lol2v12_4863.png "[lol]"){kind=small}
~cracks up~
Blues:
.....
Also, that's actually a thing I did.
Military Grade Shitposter
-Damir breaks stature to snicker a little bit-
"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
Web Spidus
(Joshua tries keeping stature, but is having a hard time because Blues's joke.)
Sa'had: So when's it happening?
Pluto: ...Humans have interesting recreational activities.
Blues: Friday. Bring the family.
Sa'had: Alright~
Chuck: >_<
Blues: -Pats Chuck on the shoulder- Welcome back to active duty.
Military Grade Shitposter
-And seeing as formality has passed, Damir slings his Nagant-
Damir: Is okay, sir. Everybody have fetishes and soft side.
Though way it was brought about did not seem particularly nice.
...Even if it was funny.
"Seven is here too, dressed like the concept of choosing clothes that look nice together was an arcane secret far beyond their grasp."
Sa'had: Ohhhh, I love this place already.
Sa'had (@Blues): Shhhhh, don't ruin the moment