Sfile. Closed BETA players.

>Intermediate Bocaj: Be in TARDIS too

IBC: Just the strategy guide to Sfile.
IBC: Or the Cliff notes.
IBC: Its basically a big ol' important book full of knowledge and facts and really fun things
IBC: Except I can't read it.
IBC: Its reserved for the more cerebral of the aspects
IBC: Or its knowledge that man was not meant to know.
IBC: Either way, see if you can do the mindy thing at it

>Future Bocaj: Ride off into the sunset until you're needed for the narrative again.

Righto.

edited 20th Aug '11 2:43:54 PM by Bocaj

well im not the scholar of mind but i can try

You grab the book and stare at it. So much text crammed into one spot. How the hell its even possible, you're not sure. All you know is that it somehow is.

FIFTEEN MINUTES IN THE FUTURE...

well after some time spent staring at this i have managed to make out what i believe to be the first sentence
slippery water grub spinny globe buzz lightyear yeah no idea why hes in there but anyways back to the sentence
buzz lightyear magic holes got tiger sleepy electric company huge budget monkey baa baa baa baa baa
any idea what it could mean
also i have one hell of a headache

IBC: I want you to understand that this is going to be constructive criticism
IBC: I'm invested in your learning process and all that
IBC: Its essential that you don't take this the wrong way
IBC: Or think I'm being mean just to be mean
IBC: But that was complete bullshit and your mindy thing is not up to snuff
IBC: It, in fact, blows.
IBC: We need you to go do something cerebral for you to hone your abilities
IBC: Or develop them at all
IBC: Lets go herd sheep.
IBC: Yeahhhhh, that sounds about right.

>Present Bocaj: Make like Sherman and Mister Peabody and learn about cat history

Cat Cleopatra is a bitch!

edited 20th Aug '11 3:03:05 PM by Bocaj

>Open a memo to gloat.

You fire up a new memo

Dundee. Want to play a game?

-Bocajs have responded to the memo-
BC: Are you ripping off Saw?
IBC: Are you ripping off the Celestial Toymaker?
FBC: Are you ripping off- oh damnit, you two took the good ones.
-Future Bocaj has stopped responding to the memo-
IBC: Good riddance.

DM: What? What saw?

DM:Go away. This is a private public memo!

BC: Private public?
BC: What? What is this I don't even.
BC: How would you even and why?
-Current Bocaj has stopped responding to the memo to cope with oxymoron-

edited 7th Sep '11 8:58:13 AM by Bocaj

DD: Aren't we already playing one?

DD: It's a shitty game, to be sure, but games within games is getting kind of complicated.

DD: Unless it's a sidequ-URGH. NO. What do you want, DM?

DM: I just want to play a game. Real simple. It's called make believe.
DM: I am sure you will love it. You want to play.

—dreamPhantom [DP] responded to memo—

DP:Ooh! A game! :D Can I play?

>Check your computer.

Sure, you might as well. Oh look, the sociopath is trying to goad Dundee into doing something rash.

PH: I don't think you want to play this game, Phantom. It probably won't end well for anyone involved.

DD: DM, you're not a Jedi, you know that?

DD: What you are is certifiably insane.

DD: Where the hell are you, anyway.

DP:Aww. It sounds fun! :(

DM: WILL EVERYONE LEAVE THIS PRIVATE PUBLIC MEMO! THAT WOULD BE SO DAMN NICE.
DM: Any way. Look Dundee. Lets play pretend. Let's pretend these are your last
DM: moments. What would you say to everyone you care about?

edited 7th Sep '11 2:33:57 PM by TheDeadMansLife

>Wake up on the wrong side of the bed

You are now incredibly cranky.

LI:Shut up, DM.

DM: SWEET MURDER CHRIST! PRIVATE MEMO BETWEEN ME AND DUNDEE!

You pull out the detonator and and arm it.

edited 7th Sep '11 3:10:32 PM by TheDeadMansLife

DD: Fuck you, DM.

DD: Have you done anything to my mother?

DD: I'd say that if you've touched one hair on her head I'd castrate you with the apple corer, but since you're capable of writing I guess my fear is unfounded.

DD: What are you playing at?

DP:Oh, okay! :D
—dreamPhantom [DP] has ceased responding to memo—
—spacePhantom [SP] responded to memo—

SP:What's this about?

PH: DM is being a sociopath again. Also he's annoyed that we keep butting in to his "private conversation". I don't think he realises he can just ban us.

SP:Oh, DM.

LI:Are you using the same color as me? You change it now you stupid sack of shit, I am not going to have you disgracing my typings with your sociopathic rants.

DM: I can ban you? Oh.
DM: Anyways. Touching last words Dundee. Goodbye.

You silently count to 15 and activate the bomb. Adios apprentice.

DM: A moment of silence for the dead please.

edited 7th Sep '11 3:18:43 PM by TheDeadMansLife

LI:Wimp.

DM: And now you can all fuck off
-DeadMan Has Exited The Memo-
-DeadMan Has Entered The Memo-
DM: Actually, can someone explain how to ban you all
DM: from my memos?

edited 7th Sep '11 3:26:44 PM by TheDeadMansLife

LI:See you when you successfully kill a waking person, you wuss.

>Angrily log off

You do so, but you can't properly express the anger unless you leave a parting message which is why you did. You decide you should angrily stomp around and then go to the next gate.