7 Biggest Dick Moves in MMORPGs (Cracked.com)

Once, in Maple Story, when I had a Black Sack, I gathered a bunch of newbs around me, saying I'd give them ten million mesos and split it evenly among them. When I had about, oh, twenty around me, I opened the Black Sack and ran.

One of them tried to curse at me in Leet.

The problem with the black sacks as a trolling tool was that the bosses all dropped their regular loot, so they'd be roflstomped by every 4th jobber and his uncle in less than 15 minutes.

When i did play World Of Warcraft i had a habit of going to alliance starter areas and dropping "Sentry totems". Sentry totems are a completely useless novelty that let you "Spy" on people by shifting your view to that of the sentry totem. It gives no offensive or defensive bonuses, is a giant shining wooden block, and has your name hovering over it. Plus any mobs nearby will attack it automatically. It can be destroyed in one hit.

So after i plopped one down and scurried off i'd switch my view to it and sometimes i'd see a whole group of alliance adventurers staring at it curiously. They'd sometimes attack it, and despite the fact that it had 8 HP fail because they where only level 1 and they could never actually hit it.

So after they all raised their Player Versus Player flags by "Attacking me" i'd come gallopping out and slaughter them all with an AOE.

I also made a level 6 dwarven paladin twink and massacred dozens of blood elves. Oh, how i hate blood elves.

edited 1st Jul '11 10:16:46 PM by ShirowShirow

There's a certain joy in sapping someone and then seeing them freak out, give up, start on their way again and then sapping them again.