Australia begins censoring internet in a month

Well, at least you aren't the F in PIIGS. Okay, well there is no F. Cheer up! Maybe Sarko will go this time around. I'll follow the election closely, mostly because I want to see some guy who will tear down our precious borders and created a EUROPEAN FEDERATION!

That's too hopeful, right?

Wait... you said NON-state? Oh. At least our Rupert Murdoch *grrrr* owned media picks someone new each year. But still... Murdoch *grrrr*.

C'est la vie mon ami. Je ne crois pas que l'historie aimer le résultat. (not bad, huh, for a Brit?)

Oh, don't worry, he did strengthen his grip on the State media as well. By reverting a change made by one of his predecessor with the stated goal of lessening the grip: He now nominates the alpha of the Media Watchdogs.

<quickly changes mind>

SO, that Sarkozy, mon ami... Pensez-vous qu'il va gagner, non?

edited 27th Jun '11 7:58:58 AM by Inhopelessguy

http://www.news.com.au/national/coming-soon-rated-art/story-e6frfkvr-1226082565315

Oh, to those politicians who considered it worthy to sell out our artistic freedoms to the censor, DOOM IS COMING.

Me, all I'll do is write a horror/sci-fi satire of this nonsense that will get you remembered in SF history as the tyrants you are, for a hundred, maybe a thousand years.

Your children will grow ashamed of you, your nation forsake you, your lackeys murder you. Never shall you know restful sleep as long as I live or as long as these laws exist.

Our nation as well as myself will make like a 1980s "video nasty" as I Spit On Your Grave.

Know this, tyrants, as my desperate and harrowing curse of a man denied his right to speak without being charged for each word he utters.

Stay classy Australia.