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AlirozTheConfused Bibliophile. from Daz Huat! Since: May, 2010
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#1: May 14th 2011 at 8:07:52 PM

The game would start with Talleyrand's queen actually being one of Bismark's rooks in disguise, which Talleyrand would use to trick Bismark into manipulating Talleyrand the way he wants him to manipulate him into manipulating him to manipulate him.

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HungryJoe Gristknife from Under the Tree Since: Dec, 2009
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#2: May 15th 2011 at 11:16:31 AM

Than Bismark would inform the judge that Talleyrand said something rude about the judge's mother and get him kicked out.

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SonofAkatosh Since: Jan, 2012
#3: Nov 14th 2012 at 7:01:13 AM

Talleyrand would have already bribed the Chess Federation to replace the judge on grounds of bias and have a new judge installed biased against Bismarck.

Druplesnubb Editor of Posts Since: Dec, 2013
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#4: Mar 13th 2014 at 6:15:01 PM

Why not invite some other guys and have a tournament?

(feel free to add even more people if you know any who fit)

edited 13th Mar '14 6:15:24 PM by Druplesnubb

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#5: Aug 13th 2014 at 9:35:50 PM

But secretly, the judge was actually...

CREEEEEEEEEEEED! And he sneaked a pawn up his sleeve!

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