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NotSuperman Since: Apr, 2010
#1: Apr 23rd 2011 at 1:09:10 PM

being in the steamy hot water as it runs down my naked flesh beating against my skin as I forget all my problems and lack of problems. It just awes me. Anyone else?

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Tumbril Since: Feb, 2010
#2: Apr 23rd 2011 at 1:17:15 PM

Huh, I should try this sometimes. I've always showered with all my clothes on, you see....I figured I would save myself the trouble of washing my clothes separately.

Seriously, though, nothing like the feeling of a soggy pair of jeans, socks, and a heavy woolen sweater weighing you down as you get out of the shower. And especially the feeling of the water sloshing around in your shoes.

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SpainSun Laugh it off, everybody from Somewhere Beyond Here Since: Jan, 2010
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#3: Apr 23rd 2011 at 1:31:42 PM

As opposed to showering with your clothes on.

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CompassionateSadist from some other place Since: Sep, 2009
#4: Apr 23rd 2011 at 1:44:51 PM

Yep, so much nicer than showering fully clothed.

Usht Lv. 3 Genasi Wizard from an arbitrary view point. Since: Feb, 2011
Lv. 3 Genasi Wizard
#5: Apr 23rd 2011 at 2:14:37 PM

I personally do it in my invisible business suit.

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sirnoob Smárling Lendrmaðsson Since: Jan, 2011
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#6: Apr 23rd 2011 at 2:38:44 PM

Why would anyone shower clothed? That defeats the whole purpose of showering.

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#7: Apr 23rd 2011 at 3:44:56 PM

[up]Because they are very silly.

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Neo_Crimson Your army sucks. from behind your lines. Since: Jan, 2001
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#8: Apr 23rd 2011 at 4:18:46 PM

I always shower in a full HAZMAT suit so I don't get any of that icky water on me.

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Usht Lv. 3 Genasi Wizard from an arbitrary view point. Since: Feb, 2011
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#9: Apr 23rd 2011 at 4:46:41 PM

There's a fetish for it, sirnoob.

edited 23rd Apr '11 4:46:49 PM by Usht

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slashedtire Jester from Virginia Since: Mar, 2011
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#10: Apr 23rd 2011 at 4:50:13 PM

I usually do this when I'm not showering in my full suit of armor.

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KitsuneInferno Jackass Detector from East Tennessee Since: Apr, 2009
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#11: Apr 23rd 2011 at 5:00:58 PM

Hey, there probably are sorry bastards who use shower shorts.

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zam Last Boy on Earth from Orlando, FL . Since: Jun, 2009 Relationship Status: Heisenberg unreliable
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#12: Apr 23rd 2011 at 5:03:29 PM

So we done repeating the same joke?

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Clarste One Winged Egret Since: Jun, 2009 Relationship Status: Non-Canon
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#13: Apr 23rd 2011 at 5:37:26 PM

Well, can you come up with another joke to repeat?

BudZer Since: May, 2010
#14: Apr 23rd 2011 at 5:52:25 PM

I find the experience of showering whilst naked to be wholly and completely terrifying. When I am washing, I am fully exposed, and in the application of soaps and oils to my flesh, I am not perhaps the most accurate of hands. I therefore run the risk of intercepting my genitals. Not only is it sinful, but (and I say this only because I feel that I am within the company of friends,) as it hurts to get soap in my eyes, so too does it hurt to get soap into the eye of my trouser serpent. The act of perfuming myself seems so much more practical wherein my genitalia is safely stored out of harm's way and the rest of my body is covered by similar armor. I find Kevlar to be a most soothing bath material. I just bought a new Kevlar jumpsuit with a hood and I can't imagine showering without it.

edited 23rd Apr '11 5:52:59 PM by BudZer

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