Let's make shitty music together.:

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101 SpainSun7th Jun 2011 09:10:01 PM from Somewhere Beyond Here
Laugh it off, everybody
Kitsune: I'll donate a track I cut from one of my albums.
I spread my wings and I learn how to fly....
Jackass Detector
Whatever happened to the track you were gonna contribute here? tongue
"It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one’s mouth and remove all doubt." - Some guy with a snazzy hat.
Jackass Detector
Sorry for the doublepost, but here's the new topic.
"It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one’s mouth and remove all doubt." - Some guy with a snazzy hat.
Good news everyone! To appease their fan crowd (consisting of about ten scene kids) while still working hard on their first single "U Ain't Christian Shawty", Breathe Broken Attack! sent the song's multitracks to acid trance artist Poopflinga and death breakcore artist German Rave Kid. These guys collaborated on a fantastic remixxx that you have to hear:

105 YonTroper10th Jun 2011 08:34:59 PM from [DATA EXPUNGED]
Dropout w/ bong in hand
Hey, we could make that part of the joke: the band releasing a million remixes and constantly claiming that the full version is coming soon. (It also serves to cover up that I can't be arsed to work on it any more.)
Insert vaguely inspirational quote here.
106 MikeK13th Jun 2011 06:01:38 PM from planet earth , Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
3 microphones forever
There are several more productive things I could have been working on, including things that can actually be termed "songs", but instead, here is another AwESOME MOVIE SOUND NOISES track. No hunting trumpet or battery operated keyboard, but there is beatboxing of sorts. Due to all the doot-doo-doo's I think this sort of shaped up sounding like the Doug theme gone insane.

I've kind of cemented the idea in my mind of AwESOME MOVIE SOUND NOISES! being the accidentally avant garde work of a hyperactive manchild (a hyperactive Psychopathic Manchild? Maybe). Also, I may even end up making more bad music despite not having any kind of multitrack recording capabilities right now - I figure recording a song to windows sound recorder could only add to the terribleness, right?

edited 27th Jun '11 8:17:46 PM by MikeK


But any way if this can be revived then I would like to voulenter my shitty rapping and poorley made beats to this project.
The smartest idiot you will ever meet.
108 MikeK16th May 2012 12:17:12 AM from planet earth , Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
3 microphones forever
Oh yeah, I've decided my AWESOME MOVIE SOUND NOISES!!! ep is as done as it'll ever be, so here. It's called SPOCK PLAYS WITH A WHALES and it's 4 songs in about 7 minutes. I haven't dropped the second letters are always lower case schtick, it's just that the markup that makes things not wikiwords was interfering with my ability to post links. The three exclamation points are now canonically part of the name though. *

Edit: Oh yeah, I forgot to show off the album cover - sadly that's only slightly worse than when I'm actually trying to draw well.

edited 16th May '12 10:45:01 PM by MikeK

109 eternalNoob16th May 2012 02:13:35 AM from yer mum , Relationship Status: Longing for my OTP
You will die of heart disease!

Not to mention Leprosy!

By the way, you have HIV!

This won't end well fo-or you, That i can firmly assume,

It's pure fact, you are fu-king DOOOMED!

(Sing with any tune)

edited 16th May '12 2:14:21 AM by eternalNoob

If you wanna PM me, send it to my mrsunshinesprinkles account; this one is blorked.
Viral Cyst
Is this still going on? I want to participate.
111 MikeK4th Dec 2012 03:13:59 PM from planet earth , Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
3 microphones forever
And now, the AwESOME MOVIE SOUND NOISES!!! Christmas song absolutely no one has been waiting for. That "Elmo in a woodchipper" screech is probably going to remain part of the trademark sound, but it can be painful to produce. All AwESOME MOVIE SOUND NOISES!!! songs should probably be two minutes or shorter for the safety of your ears and my throat. I'm sort of reluctant to make these things streamable in places where people might actually hear them without my say-so, but I did put it on myspace.

edited 4th Dec '12 3:17:25 PM by MikeK

112 murderdartxker20th Nov 2013 01:22:53 PM from Tennessee , Relationship Status: In Lesbians with you
I really need to be involved in this. Is it still going?
ALSO YOU GUYS I MAKE MUSIC http://murdermurderkillkill.bandcamp.com/
113 Packyastuff3rd Aug 2015 01:19:27 AM from Stuck in my computer , Relationship Status: Wishing you were here
Good news! To hopefully revive this thread, I've written an album's worth of bad lyrics, and am currently making the first song!

EDIT: The First song, "Road Boat", has almost entirely been finished! It features overuse of samples, bland, repetetive music, incompetent musicianship (caused by the guitar line being improvised on the spot) and gratuituous panning. (For those of you who don't care about their mental health, this is it: drive.google.com/open?id=0BzVEsFU_e79NUERpMmRBenZYblE) Now I just need someone to do an awful Ozzy Osbourne-imitation.

edited 4th Aug '15 7:12:55 AM by Packyastuff

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