Wheres the stalker?: Stalker Without A Crush

Seriously. I just see a bird.

Look closer at the window.

Meh.

I seriously have no idea what thats supposed to be...

A cat stalking a bird.

It's an okay image for me. However if we can find something better, we can change it.

Yeah, it should be pretty obvious, at least to those who know that birds tend to be cat prey.

For what it's worth, though, here's an image I mentioned during the YKTTW discussion (I'm the one who launched the trope) from the same source as provides the page image.

That doesn't look like stalking.

Well, he was showing up at her home.

I prefer the current one too, but I'll wait to see what other have to say about it.

It looks more like he just showed up to beg forgiveness for something.

Cat Stalking bird◊

Cat Stalking Squirrel (just crop out the lolcat speak if needed◊

Sylvester and Tweety◊ 2◊

edited 14th Apr '11 1:23:05 PM by Ghilz

Thumbs down on the Simpsons pic. I love the cat/squirrel pic, especially since the squirrel doesn't seem to know the cat's there.

edited 14th Apr '11 2:54:09 PM by Willbyr

edited 14th Apr '11 3:19:38 PM by Ghilz

What's that stalking song? "I'll be watching you" or something?

"Every Breath You Take" by The Police.

edited 14th Apr '11 3:44:36 PM by Willbyr

That one. Let me google the lyrics real quick.

Every breath you take And every move you make Every bond you break, every step you take I'll be watching you.

edited 14th Apr '11 3:45:29 PM by Deboss

That one's all right.

I'd prefer to do it where each line is separate, but I don't know that particular coding.

Put it in like this:

EDIT: Sonuvabitch, I can't get it to work; just put in the double backslash at the end of the first line then Enter down for the next line and put in the rest of the caption code.

edited 14th Apr '11 7:37:06 PM by Willbyr

Do it like so:

First line\\

Second line.

edited 14th Apr '11 7:51:45 PM by Catalogue

Wait, this is without a crush, never mind. Try "Om nom nom" instead.

I still like the current caption, though.

It took until that recently for you to notice that?

The problem with snowclones.

There's only a 3 letter difference between both titles. Thats why they are a bad idea.

edited 16th Apr '11 11:34:43 AM by Ghilz

I would think the Without in the title would be noticeable enough. People should pay attention when looking at a trope title. Perhaps we could put WITHOUT in all caps instead?

It was snowcloned to emphasize the point that this is pretty much the non-romantic counterpart of Stalker with a Crush. That, and Stalker without a Crush has a nice ring to it.

edited 16th Apr '11 3:57:07 PM by neoYTPism