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Carciofus Is that cake frosting? from Alpha Tucanae I Since: May, 2010
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#1: Apr 6th 2011 at 5:46:59 AM

This is the president of the Italian national research council.

For those who do not want to read the badly translated article, this person - who is known to be a, well, rather extreme Catholic fundamentalist, and who publicly accused Cardinal Ravasi of not being Catholic enough (because Ravasi stated that there is no incompatibility between the theory of evolution and the Church's theology), stated that

  • The earthquake in Japan was "the terrible voice of the fatherly goodness of God";
  • Carthage fell because of homosexuals;
  • Muslims are out to conquer Europe;
  • Islam is a religion "based on violence and tyranny".

And did I mention that he is the president of the National Research Council, which funds much of the Italian scientific research?

Gah. And then we wonder why the rest of the world does not take us seriously.

edited 6th Apr '11 5:48:47 AM by Carciofus

But they seem to know where they are going, the ones who walk away from Omelas.
LoniJay from Australia Since: Dec, 2009 Relationship Status: Pining for the fjords
#2: Apr 6th 2011 at 5:50:58 AM

I didn't think there was any incompatability between the theory of evolution and Catholic doctrine.

edited 6th Apr '11 5:52:37 AM by LoniJay

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DarkDecapodian The Prodigal Returns from the fold Since: Apr, 2009
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#3: Apr 6th 2011 at 5:52:27 AM

Many of the legends of King Arthur end stating that, when Britain is threatened, he will return from Avalon to defend the realm. I'd imagine by now many Italians wish the same could be said of Garibaldi.

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Carciofus Is that cake frosting? from Alpha Tucanae I Since: May, 2010
Is that cake frosting?
#4: Apr 6th 2011 at 5:52:51 AM

^^ There isn't, obviously, as has been stated officially in a number of different occasions. But de Mattei disagrees, and clearly he feels that he is more competent than the Pope on this matter.

edited 6th Apr '11 5:53:15 AM by Carciofus

But they seem to know where they are going, the ones who walk away from Omelas.
LoniJay from Australia Since: Dec, 2009 Relationship Status: Pining for the fjords
#5: Apr 6th 2011 at 5:53:46 AM

He thinks he's more Catholic than the Pope. That takes some ego.

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pagad Sneering Imperialist from perfidious Albion Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
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#6: Apr 6th 2011 at 5:56:24 AM

Oh...dear.

Italy does seem to have an unfortunate habit of placing lunatics in important positions.

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Deboss I see the Awesomeness. from Awesomeville Texas Since: Aug, 2009
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#7: Apr 6th 2011 at 6:34:48 AM

He thinks he's more Catholic than the Pope. That takes some ego.

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Mullerornis Adveho in mihi Lucifer from Iberia Since: Mar, 2011
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#8: Apr 6th 2011 at 7:58:47 AM

And? It just proves that, the least christian a person is, the better.

See? Those statements have nasty implications.

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STK Since: Dec, 2009
#9: Apr 6th 2011 at 7:58:52 AM

You know who else blamed the world's problems on entire groups?

...

Yeah. That's how bad this guy is.

Usht Lv. 3 Genasi Wizard from an arbitrary view point. Since: Feb, 2011
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#10: Apr 6th 2011 at 8:00:10 AM

So he's as evil as the local, stereotypical red necks? That's hard to believe.

edited 6th Apr '11 8:00:24 AM by Usht

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Carciofus Is that cake frosting? from Alpha Tucanae I Since: May, 2010
Is that cake frosting?
#11: Apr 6th 2011 at 8:07:32 AM

The funny thing is that creationism is not really a hot topic in Italy. No one that I know of has a problem with evolution, and this includes my 80 years old aunt, who is a nun (granted, she is also seriously awesome, and not at all bigoted. But still).

edited 6th Apr '11 8:08:10 AM by Carciofus

But they seem to know where they are going, the ones who walk away from Omelas.
Barkey Since: Feb, 2010 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
#12: Apr 6th 2011 at 8:19:25 AM

I'd imagine by now many Italians wish the same could be said of Garibaldi.

Oh, he will. Just not now.

edited 6th Apr '11 8:20:07 AM by Barkey

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#13: Apr 6th 2011 at 8:24:18 AM

Is the entire Italian population baked?

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randomtropeloser Since: Jan, 2001
#14: Apr 6th 2011 at 10:14:58 AM

This is kind of lame, I guess. Is it wrong that the article makes me kind of happy that America now seems slightly less insane by comparison?

captainbrass2 from the United Kingdom Since: Mar, 2011
#15: Apr 6th 2011 at 11:36:45 AM

At least Garibaldi's still making those tasty biscuits of his.

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TheGloomer Since: Sep, 2010
#17: Apr 6th 2011 at 12:39:25 PM

The similarities in opinion between some of these really out-there Catholics and the Reverend Ian Paisley entertains me.

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JosefBugman Since: Nov, 2009
#20: Apr 7th 2011 at 7:05:00 AM

The fact that there are still people who support Berlesconi is reason enough for the world to just turn to Italy and just shake their head.

I like Italy, its beautiful, the people are nice the weather is lovely and all of the buildings are pretty. The only problem is that the entire thing is so corrupt and insane that it actually makes Englands political system look good by comparison.

inane242 Anwalt der Verdammten from A B-Movie Bildungsroman Since: Nov, 2010
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#21: Apr 7th 2011 at 7:07:02 AM

Carthage fell because of homosexuals;

See, when I think "Carthage", "Homosexual" isn't the first thing to spring to mind.

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edited 7th Apr '11 7:08:18 AM by inane242

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KCK Can I KCK it? from In your closet Since: Jul, 2010
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#22: Apr 7th 2011 at 7:08:58 AM

loltheitaliangovernment

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JosefBugman Since: Nov, 2009
#23: Apr 7th 2011 at 7:13:42 AM

No, and I can imagine the kind of venal pocket liners that tend to stuff that area.

And I think you could (maybe) blame Carthage fall on "child murdering" or perhaps on the fact that Hannibal sucked at getting to attack Rome.

izumoshep from Australia Since: Mar, 2011
#24: Apr 7th 2011 at 7:45:39 AM

It's been official for many years.

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Cojuanco Since: Oct, 2009
#25: Apr 7th 2011 at 5:23:19 PM

IIRC, Berlusconi's the lesser evil.

Also, the Catholic Church is agnostic on the evolution question, though most people accept it as fact, sans anything smacking of atheism. You can be a creationist if you want, but you'll still get facepalmed. Myself, I believe evolution is the most scientifically-supported theory out there.


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