That one neurodivergent girl
Nope
TNA is non-human.
Growing up leads to growing old and then to dying, and dying to me don't sound like all that much fun!
Cynthia at the Beach
Nope.
TNA loves to swim.
"What do you guys think about the ocean?" - Cynthia
The Ballast is a water-type creature, but it swimsnote in the air instead of the ocean.
TNA fights with multiple weapons.
The universe is under no obligation to make sense to us.
besties!!!
See, Croque's shield actually transforms into a giant robot with several weapon systems, but it's technically just one machine with multiple functions.
TNA's defenses are impregnable.
Lovepilled and Hopemaxxing
LCdr. SPARTAN-D421
Not really. EMPs can take out my armor's energy shields easily, two grenades can take me out of the fight, bullets can pierce the bodysuit, plasma is hot enough to boil almost anything away, railguns, tank shells, and explosive munitions can instakill, vehicles themselves don't need any introduction - if you've seen one roadkill incident, you've seen 'em all - and let's not even talk about the viral parasitic zombies that are the Flood - those are extra nasty.
TNP is a sociopath.
Edited by Sierra-D421 on Apr 11th 2024 at 7:26:43 AM
Heroes are remembered, but Spartans never die.
I mean, he's been dating the same woman for over 2,000 years so I guess so.
TNA is a villain
"FOR REAL?!?"