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Anomalocaris20 from Sagittarius A* Since: Sep, 2010 Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
#1401: Aug 18th 2019 at 2:49:37 PM

Much as I like Mr. Irwin, I'm gonna give it to Cousteau.

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CEOIII C-E-O-3, H-N-I-C from Franklin, PA Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: In my bunk
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#1402: Aug 19th 2019 at 12:35:47 PM

I want to give it to Irwin, since Lloyd nailed the accent, but that final line was eh.

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Anomalocaris20 from Sagittarius A* Since: Sep, 2010 Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
#1403: Aug 22nd 2019 at 10:25:42 PM

I left a comment calling for Amelia Earhart vs. Roald Amundsen. It'll probably go unnoticed, but it'd be a really cool matchup. Imagine all the jokes about disappearing airplanes they could throw at each other.

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TParadox Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: The captain of her heart
Anomalocaris20 from Sagittarius A* Since: Sep, 2010 Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
#1405: Aug 22nd 2019 at 11:05:45 PM

I think Amundsen is a better match for Earhart (same era of exploration, same mysterious death), but Dr. Livingstone might be a good match for Mark Twain. Or Frederick Douglass if they didn't squander him against poor helpless Jefferson. tongue

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CEOIII C-E-O-3, H-N-I-C from Franklin, PA Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: In my bunk
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#1406: Sep 22nd 2019 at 11:10:18 AM

Looks like they snuck one by us!

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Anomalocaris20 from Sagittarius A* Since: Sep, 2010 Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
#1407: Sep 22nd 2019 at 11:35:11 AM

Ooh, that was a good one.

Kinda disappointed they didn't reference Freud's bizarre phobia of ferns, though. tongue

On another note, we now have every member of the Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure crew except for Billy the Kid.

Edited by Anomalocaris20 on Sep 22nd 2019 at 2:41:12 PM

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somerandomdude from Dark side of the moon Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: How YOU doin'?
#1408: Sep 22nd 2019 at 9:54:25 PM

Your chastity vow? Redundant!

oof

ok boomer
Anomalocaris20 from Sagittarius A* Since: Sep, 2010 Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
#1409: Oct 25th 2019 at 3:38:35 PM

Halloween time.

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CEOIII C-E-O-3, H-N-I-C from Franklin, PA Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: In my bunk
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#1410: Oct 25th 2019 at 10:45:21 PM

I'm giving this to Vlad. Betweent the Count Von Count impression and that Nosferachoo line, Drac's lines were weaker than the box office for Van Helsing.

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Anomalocaris20 from Sagittarius A* Since: Sep, 2010 Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
#1411: Oct 25th 2019 at 11:08:23 PM

Same. Vlad had "You're smoking crackula" and I give him the win just for that. tongue

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CEOIII C-E-O-3, H-N-I-C from Franklin, PA Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: In my bunk
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#1412: Nov 23rd 2019 at 6:38:25 PM

Coulrophobics might want to skip this one.

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Anomalocaris20 from Sagittarius A* Since: Sep, 2010 Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
#1413: Nov 23rd 2019 at 6:55:14 PM

We live in a society.

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TalesofUnder Not Sherlock Holmes from 1900s England Since: May, 2017 Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Not Sherlock Holmes
#1414: Dec 1st 2019 at 12:57:46 PM

Joker kicked Pennywise’s butt.

“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
Anomalocaris20 from Sagittarius A* Since: Sep, 2010 Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
#1415: Dec 18th 2019 at 8:48:42 PM

As much as I love Thanny-poo, Oppenheimer won it with his utterly savage final verse.

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CEOIII C-E-O-3, H-N-I-C from Franklin, PA Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: In my bunk
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#1416: Dec 18th 2019 at 10:07:23 PM

I know they don't have a huge budget, even with all their Patrons, but GOOD LORD SOMEONE SNAP THE DUDE THAT DID THANOS' MAKEUP.

Also, yeah, Oppy's final line alone gives him the W here.

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TParadox Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: The captain of her heart
CEOIII C-E-O-3, H-N-I-C from Franklin, PA Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: In my bunk
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#1418: Dec 28th 2020 at 8:16:29 PM

Let's not forget the season enders!

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TParadox Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: The captain of her heart
#1419: Dec 28th 2020 at 9:39:06 PM

Wow, this thread was dead for over a year.

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TheGeekArtist08 Hello? Hello, hello? from Hurricane, Utah (no not really) Since: Feb, 2020 Relationship Status: Married to the job
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#1420: Jan 3rd 2021 at 10:19:00 PM

F in the chat, this thing deserves better

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CEOIII C-E-O-3, H-N-I-C from Franklin, PA Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: In my bunk
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#1422: Jun 14th 2021 at 12:51:59 PM

Look who's back, thanks to Rise of Kingdoms! (One of those base builder mobile games. Eh, make your paper, boo boo.)

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Anomalocaris20 from Sagittarius A* Since: Sep, 2010 Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
#1423: Nov 27th 2021 at 12:59:10 PM

Jeff Bezos vs. Mansa Musa???

Edit: Forgot we have two threads for this. Maybe we should just migrate to the New Media one?

Edited by Anomalocaris20 on Nov 27th 2021 at 4:01:16 AM

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CEOIII C-E-O-3, H-N-I-C from Franklin, PA Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: In my bunk
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#1424: Nov 27th 2021 at 3:51:48 PM

Nah. Ours is bigger.

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CEOIII C-E-O-3, H-N-I-C from Franklin, PA Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: In my bunk
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#1425: Dec 18th 2021 at 12:08:29 PM

Anyone have to go to the john? ERB got you covered.

.....I'll see myself out.

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