Lv. 3 Genasi Wizard
Dude, dogs hump anything when they're in heat. Other dogs, couches, your leg, tigers.
The thing about making witty signature lines is that it first needs to actually be witty.
I won't kill you.
Still, such commitment to sex is admirable in its own way.
edited 24th Mar '11 6:28:04 AM by Ardiente
"Sweets are good. Sweets are justice."Rabbits are the same way. They'll have sex with rats, gerbils, chinchilas, hamsters, and they aren't even in the same order as rodents.
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I won't kill you.
Amazing...
"Sweets are good. Sweets are justice."
My rabbit used to pin down one of the cats and go at his face. Needless to say, the poor cat was very, very confused.
Chances are though, the tiger was probably in heat, and therefore willing to do the same to anything that would do it.
edited 24th Mar '11 6:47:05 AM by DrunkGirlfriend
"I don't know how I do it. I'm like the Mr. Bean of sex." -Drunkscriblerian
I won't kill you.
I see the Awesomeness.
That's when you eat the rabbit.
Fight smart, not fair.
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Pretty much, except the rabbit was fixed and still did it.
Said rabbit died of natural causes. Of course, he died right before Easter, but it was still natural causes. Or demonic influences, can't really tell.
I won't kill you.
For a rabbit, being eaten counts as "natural causes".
"Sweets are good. Sweets are justice."
If you think about it, is there any such thing as UNnatural causes?
edited 24th Mar '11 7:12:49 AM by PhiliusLupae
Lv. 3 Genasi Wizard
Being killed by the UN.
But seriously, unnatural usually means being killed by humans or something made by humans. Don't think too hard about the paradox.
edited 24th Mar '11 7:14:48 AM by Usht
The thing about making witty signature lines is that it first needs to actually be witty.
The Ant King
The real question is whether it did this due to lust, or because it wanted to establish that the tiger was below it on the metaphorical totem pole.
Kill all math nerds
Adveho in mihi Lucifer
Animals are remarkably sexually opportunistic. Your beloved dolphins use each other's blowholes (their analogues of nostrils) as holes to fuck.
A single phrase renders Christianity a delusional cult.
I heard a few swimmers happen to have... a few odd occasions with our mamillian/fishy friends.
edited 24th Mar '11 8:25:48 AM by Ekuran
I won't kill you.
Dolphin rape looks hilarious
"Sweets are good. Sweets are justice."
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formerly Lady Justice
This thread should really be titled "Animals humping: Vulgarity in it's entirety", which leads me nicely onto...
I won't kill you.
It's a RIOT
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You and me, baby, ain't nothing but mammals...
I won't kill you.
Who cut other people open like cantaloupes {*slurp*)
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
Then there’s no reason that a man and another man can’t elope
{*ewww!*) but if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes
edited 24th Mar '11 9:27:24 AM by Ardiente
"Sweets are good. Sweets are justice."
Why not just make "Australia's Naughtiest Home Videos" the thread?
I have to give props to that dog though, it takes some real... something to hump something that could crush your skull with one swipe.
I won't kill you.
Offtopic, but not all animal deviancies are... unseemly...
"Sweets are good. Sweets are justice."
Aww! That's so- 2 men shot in Winter Garden I knew it wasn't possible for a news station to show a completely optimistic story.
Oh My
Awwwwwwwwwwwww...
If someone wants to accuse us of eating coconut shells, then that's their business. We know what we're doing. - Achaan Chah
Mother of God...
So it's not just humans that hit on Anything That Moves...
"Sweets are good. Sweets are justice."