My pages tend to be small and niche, even for TV Tropes. If you could, I'd appreciate it if you'd sprinkle on some Wiki Magic. Sarted:
... But do you have candles? -A curious person
Hail, Caesar! Those who are vandalizing your pages (and die) salute you! - Krrackknut.
This is vandalism with nothing to say. But also if you started Aaron Copland, you're clearly a pretty cool guy.