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Bought this game a while ago and liked what I saw.
As soon as I stop juggling games, I'll focus on this and play it till i'm all punched out.
ALL CREATURE WILL DIE AND ALL THE THINGS WILL BE BROKEN. THAT'S THE LAW OF SAMURAI.
This is a very flawed game.
It is also fun as fucking hell.
I was convinced that I had to play it when I saw the Something Awful LP, and then I came across a used box in the local Gamestop!
...And then they couldn't find the disc.
Rarely have I experienced such crushing disappointment.
The blind man walking off the cliff is not making a leap of faith.
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Were it not for the Rubber-Band A.I., this game would have been a masterpiece.
ALL CREATURE WILL DIE AND ALL THE THINGS WILL BE BROKEN. THAT'S THE LAW OF SAMURAI.
defiance
I'm going to go make a God Sandwich...with my God Hand.
Words cast into the uncaring void of the internet.
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TIME TO PLAY, PENDEJO!
Giving this a serious run through, and man do I love it. Once the insanity hits you, you don't mind the Rubber-Band A.I. XD
Though holy shit, some of the mooks are cheap (the chip damage grab ones and the low attack ones)
Plus, you just know some bosses use their attacks as escape moves when you activate your God Hand >:/
ALL CREATURE WILL DIE AND ALL THE THINGS WILL BE BROKEN. THAT'S THE LAW OF SAMURAI.
Remarkably Unremarkable
HOLY FUCK
I downloaded this off of PSN because I've always wanted to play it...this is the ONLY good 3D brawler I have ever played.
This is why I love video games. <3
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Because most of them suck?
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Glad someone else loves this game.
ALL CREATURE WILL DIE AND ALL THE THINGS WILL BE BROKEN. THAT'S THE LAW OF SAMURAI.
Why is it that after a few years I decided that I wanted to play this game again, and when I play it....I fucking suck. I did NOT suck this much a few years back, and now I'm horrible. Same thing happened with DMC 3. I use to fucking OWN in that game. WHY DO YOU HATE ME GOD!!?!?
Power corrupts. Knowledge is Power. Study hard. Be evil.
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Ugh, so does the Mad Midget Five give anyone else trouble? It seems that every time I kick their ass, it's cause I was in Level 1.
edited 9th Jan '13 7:51:50 PM by Schitzo
ALL CREATURE WILL DIE AND ALL THE THINGS WILL BE BROKEN. THAT'S THE LAW OF SAMURAI.
Anybody remember this awesome game? Sure, it was hard as hell, but who didn't love pummeling enemies, spanking succubi, doing a roulette move, or a fat latino demon Elvis? God Hand was a wonderful game that was unfortunately hit by terrible sales, but I still love it.
Remember the God Hand. Remember the pimp hand. This game Needs More Love.