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Izon Anomaly of Time and Space from Location Since: Jan, 2013
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#126: Jul 14th 2013 at 1:04:31 AM

I do like to hear his opinions, though. And his early "main" reviews were pretty funny - in fact, most of the popular things he criticizes just happen to be films I haven't seen, so I find it hard to argue with most of his controversial arguments XD

edited 14th Jul '13 1:05:23 AM by Izon

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#127: Aug 9th 2013 at 6:18:43 PM

So... What popular movie do you guys think Confused Matthew would tear apart if he saw them?

My vote goes for Grave of the Fireflies, Matthew would so freak out on that film, it would potentially be his most loudest review if he ever got his hands on that movie.

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Izon Anomaly of Time and Space from Location Since: Jan, 2013
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#128: Aug 9th 2013 at 6:28:46 PM

If his list is any indication, I think he's almost completely out of films to give a "Confused Matthew" opinion on. There's Austrailia, which I think he'd been planning for years, but he's already done (and re-done) his most-hated film, along with pretty much everything else that was on his to-do list.

He steers away from comedies and horror films, since he feels he isn't quite in a good position to give proper "Confused" reviews of those. So really, I think there are very few films left that he'd go crazy on.

edited 9th Aug '13 6:29:08 PM by Izon

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#129: Aug 14th 2013 at 7:28:08 PM

Well after Matthew gets down with regular reviews. He should put requests again. Considering that requests were $20 per request, he could make a lot of money and never go broke again.

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Izon Anomaly of Time and Space from Location Since: Jan, 2013
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#130: Aug 14th 2013 at 7:32:36 PM

[up] At least he took the time to get caught up with the ones he was given donations for.

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deckarde Sweden Since: Feb, 2010
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#131: Dec 31st 2014 at 9:15:53 PM

Late to the game, but I would love him to do Holy Motors. But that's in french, on top on not being obvious, so that's not going to fly at all.

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Wildcard from Revolution City Since: Jun, 2012 Relationship Status: Dating Catwoman
#132: Jun 2nd 2017 at 5:52:03 AM

So after a long hiatus Matthew came back this year, and I gotta say I really like his Batmanv Superman review.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCEienwi-Oo

edited 2nd Jun '17 5:52:52 AM by Wildcard

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ThriceCharming Red Spade, Black Heart from Maryland Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Maxing my social links
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#133: Jul 5th 2017 at 4:38:33 PM

I can't wait for his Force Awakens review, especially since he liked it so much. I find his positive reviews better than his negative ones.

While Spirited Away is by far the worst thing he's ever done, because he failed to account for his own ignorance (i.e. no, Matthew, it's not random nonsense, it's extremely Japanese stuff that you happen not to know about), I tend to enjoy even his negative reviews of movies I enjoy, like The Lion King and Back to the Future, Part II. I may not agree, but I like hearing him explain his point of view.

Also, one of his negative reviews is extremely cathartic to me. Won't say which one to avoid being devoured alive, though.

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