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Potential uses for shark taming: Gay Jesus
Several shark species appearently can be tamed to an extent. Most notably are leopard sharks, zebra sharks and, possibly, porbeaglesLove everyone!
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Gay Jesus
Zebra and leopard sharks, according to a documentary I've seen, can be trained to do "dolphin stuff" (except jumping out of the water, of course). Maybe use 'em as underwater probes?
edited 28th Feb '11 1:39:24 AM by GayJesus Love everyone!
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I'd get one as a pet. Then people would see a motherfucking shark in my pool and know I'm badass.
And I'd train it to do dolphin-like jumps.
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Gay Jesus
Tiger sharks appearently can be tamed, and they eat other sharks, so...
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Mark, you can already get pet sharks.
Although your pool would be rather expensive what with a salt water filtration system.
I'd also like to point out that training != taming. It would take a lot of breeding to make generation of sharks that would actually behave consistantly.
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Gay Jesus
Or faster methods of genetic engineering...
edited 1st Mar '11 12:46:44 AM by GayJesus Love everyone!
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We could have attack sharks damn it! Someone tries to break into your house, sic the sharks on em!
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