Um.... s-sir... I'm a boy as well...
Am... am I that ambiguous in gender?
Deer
Uhh... yes... <nervous laugh> No need to call me sir, or the ladies miss. We are equals. We are friends. We are together.
Huh? I k-know that we're equal here, sir, but I don't mind using Sir and Miss.
I'd be "pushing it" as you would say if I called people Malady and Master...
edited 20th Jun '11 8:23:01 PM by Tatsumar
Deer
Well, I'm off to find a mate outside our apartment. <walks out>
"Of course, Satsuki-sama."
... That guy was kind of weird. What was he talking about?
"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."
Yo, I back fools. I found no suitable mating partner, so I'm depressed. <breaks down in tears>
edited 20th Jun '11 8:26:33 PM by Inhopelessguy
watching down on us
"Mating. You know, finding a girlfriend or boyfriend and stuff.
"I actually have one at home in Florida, but I haven't seen him in a while. He must be getting antsy."
![[up]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_up.png "[up]"){kind=icon}
"Aww, man, it's not the end of the world, cheer up."
edited 20th Jun '11 8:27:02 PM by annebeeche
Banned entirely for telling FE that he was being rude and not contributing to the discussion. I shall watch down from the goon heavens.
"Of course, Satsuki-sama."
...
Oh. Okay. Um...
Oh! I know humans need those to make kids, but I don't know how that happens... and yokai can make more yokai like that too.
edited 20th Jun '11 8:27:41 PM by AnnoR
"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."
<starts lamenting> Why does no-one wish to mate with me? I have the ability to write poetry on the fly! Why? <breaks down in more tears> I need a hug. And icecream.
edited 20th Jun '11 8:28:00 PM by Inhopelessguy
watching down on us
"Um, here's a hug. I'm not sure about the ice cream, though."
Banned entirely for telling FE that he was being rude and not contributing to the discussion. I shall watch down from the goon heavens.
<stops crying> Thanks. I'm going to bed now. I'll see you guys in the morning, okay? Sleep tight.
watching down on us
"Right, okay. I'll go outsi—oh, yeah, that's right, I don't need to sleep outside.
"Is it okay if I use this couch?"
Banned entirely for telling FE that he was being rude and not contributing to the discussion. I shall watch down from the goon heavens.
"Of course, Satsuki-sama."
Um... I guess when I go to bed I'll sleep under one of my mushrooms. That's what I usually do...
"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."
We have a spare bed. You can sleep there. Goodnight. Sleep well. (OCC: No seriously. I am going to bed)
edited 20th Jun '11 8:34:00 PM by Inhopelessguy
I remember when I lived in such a tall and fancy place before. It was neat, being able to see the whole city in one view.
Now using Trivialis handle.
The fridge is broken. I'm going down to Tesco to get a new fridge, and some food? Anyone else need anything?
Get me new gloves, please. My old ones are wearing out.
Now using Trivialis handle.
Oki doke.
<exits>
-2hrs later-
Got yer gloves. Black right? They're a little crappy, so I put sequins and made it several shades of red and yellow. <hands over a pair of well-crafted gloves>
I also got food.
Thank you. And is it OK if I eat right now? I haven't eaten well lately...
Now using Trivialis handle.
"Of course, Satsuki-sama."
-Masha snoozes under her mushrooms-
"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."
There's some hummus in the fridge, I got some bread... wait a second. Wait 15 mins.
<15mins later>
Here you go!
A freshly made salmon steak! Covered in herbs, glazed in honey, and served with some creme fraiche.
Enjoy!
<gives a plate to you. Gives plate to self>
<gives steak to you. Steak to self>
I... I'm appreciated... I don't know what to say!
Now using Trivialis handle.
Ah, it's nothing.<blushes> Just helpin' out a friend. Now eat up. I also bought some DV Ds! Yay!
.... Dee vi Dees? Is that some sort of Italian herb?
Deer
I said I can't find anyone to mate with among you. <nervous laugh> Right? I mean... uhhh... not that I don't find any of you unattractive... Wait? Am I the only guy here?
edited 20th Jun '11 8:13:31 PM by Inhopelessguy