Our avatars are in a room together

"...."

-keep it together, Nada!-

-Banjo goes about helping the bear pinata onto a string that's conveniently hanging from a satellite dish (roll with it) as Kazooie hands Eires a bat and blindfold-

"Before you say anything, they actually enjoy this. Yeah, it's freaky, I know."

Eires took the blindfold and bat and contemplated it for a moment.

"...And you're sure this is-?"

(shakes her head)

You're working with hot coals and metal. Unless you're careful you'll burn your hands beyond repair.

(gives a wry smirk)

And, besides - when it comes to the forge I'm far too insufferable.

"No, really, this is kinda what they live for. Get filled up with candy, go off to a birthday, make people happy. It's, uh...sorta their thing."

"We know a guy."

-Frost walks in on the kinky pinata party-

...!

Is... is this a... adult thing?

What's her current state...?

"Without my power restored it is difficult to be certain. However, current estimates range anywhere from 17%-28% energy efficiency."

-And then she adds-

"...A low number is bad. High is better."

-Braves hops out a window and climbs his way up to the roof-

-From here should be a decent vantage point to scout out areas of interest....surely, magic gems would be hiding in extremely conspicuous locations-

....?

-He sees Ori, Anya, and Audrey in conversation, and approaches...-

-please no i beg of you tats-

Eires tossed the blindfold aside and closed their eyes....

-listening for the rustle of paper in the wind-

And swung hard.

-SMASH-

-The inexplicable sound of children cheering can be heard from out of complete nowhere as candy spills out of the smashed pinata-

-It has a cheery expression on its face as it seemingly just...dissolves into particles and flies off?-

-Ooooookaaaaaay...-

edited 13th Nov '17 8:44:17 PM by Randomman5

"I'm not getting that out of my head anytime soon."

So how do we get her better?

-Frost stares on, both horrified and confused at the same time-

I... I should call the cops...

"If my energy were restored, I would be capable of cleansing the Consciousness of impurities within a span of several days. 5-7, depending on the severity of the infection."

"Oi, Eires, you get first dibs. Lotta good stuff came out."

-To Frost-

"O-oh, no! He's fine! That's his job! He'ls gonna reform back in his garden in a minute!"

edited 13th Nov '17 8:47:48 PM by Randomman5

And we have a plan for that, don't we?

-well HOWDY HO here comes some KNIGHT FUCK just muscling in on the conversation, Audrey-

Ahhh...

-Frost seems to be getting a headache from this experience-

Whatever you say, Mr. Bear. It's probably better for my health to believe you guys.

"You know I don't eat this stuff, right?" They said with a small grin.

"..."

-Banjo literally facepalms-

-As does Kazooie-

"Oh, bleeding hell, you forgot!"

So you uh, did that all for nothing?

-Frost walks over, picking up a piece of candy-

... This is really okay to eat?

edited 13th Nov '17 8:58:56 PM by Tatsumar

How do we get energy? Eating?

"W-well, ah try to remember people for their, uh...charming personalities and friendly demeanor, not what kinda creature they-"

"You just straight-up forgot."

"Yup."

-To Frost-

"Yeah, it's fine."

"Yes. However, I am unable to consume a planet. I am small."

Okay, so...just get a big meal for her!

"...It's still the nicest thing anyone's done so far. Or at all."