"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
"...Kora the All-Consuming."
A chill feller
Oh goody she has a name.
-he rolls off the couch-
... I hate my life.
LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
"...I'm working on dealing with her, I promise...as soon as I get my strength back."
A chill feller
Hey... Hey Moya... Yo know what'sh—you know what's hard?
LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
"Uh...my life?"
A chill feller
Keeping it! That'sh herd! Becauose any moment you could die or—or worst! And you can't do shit about it and nobody can help! I... I finally figured it out man...!
-he's just pointing his finger up looking miserable-
LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
"Figured out...what?"
A chill feller
That! I jus said it! You're ears are... are broken or something...
LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
"...It...she can be hurt. She feels pain. And so if she feels pain...she can die. This is not hopeless."
A chill feller
No no I mean... It's like... a big stupid cycle in my life. S-something else is gonna come along one day and f-fuck me over when I'm not looking jush like her and everything else...
I dun get how people can keep spraying "You gotta fight it! You can't run away!" All the time...
-this boi be pessimistic man-
LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
"Well, you have to fight for things to get better."
-Ori comes halfways down the stairs, then stops when she hears Allen-
edited 19th May '17 11:08:55 PM by Randomman5
A chill feller
I been doing that for—for ten shomething years Moya! I'm sick of people reminding me!
Last time I fought them I ended up getting beat up every time! And so dosh every person who gets involved in my stu—stupid life!
Or Mia does, but she's stoopid enough to keep coming back to me even though I'm a coward! Maybe that's why she got kidnapped!
-allen flips over and makes sad noises-
LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
"...Will I get beat up if I help?"
"The Destro-uh, Oriana?"
edited 19th May '17 11:17:19 PM by Randomman5
A chill feller
Maybe? I don't know. I'm just sick of my life...
... Wait, why you down here?
LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
"You were yelling."
A chill feller
... I do taht sometimes...
LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
"...Let me help. I'm...I'm thinking of what to do about Kora. Please, you're my friend and I wanna help. Also...underage drinking is unhealthy and if you do this again I will tell Mia and I'm pretty sure she'd be unhappy."
A chill feller
... Okay. Okay you can help.
And don't tell her I did this because she'll just baby me all night if she finds out!
LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
"That's definitely punishment enough. Okay, get to your room, go to sleep, sober up and talk to me when your head's clearer."
"...When I met you, you were a nervous wreck, what happened?"
"...Someone's gotta take charge here."
-Lapino and Reynardo are hanging out downstairs-
Seriously... thanks for coming out here. I was feeling a bit... rough.
Why didn't you come back home if you were going through one of those phases?
... I... I didn't want them to see me like this, okay?
Deer
AKA Nixer
(Saitama wanders into the kitchen, looking for a drink)
bork
Akuma Shogun
Kitchen
(Lune is making a nice roast beef hoagie. She pauses and waves at Saitama for a bit.)
AKA Nixer
(He smiles back absent mindedly, more concerned about what's in the cupboard.)
"Hey Lunar. Where have you been?"
bork
Akuma Shogun
Kitchen
(devouring her hoagie) Well, I've been working on a project for the past week, I think.
(There should be a wide range of cereals in the cupboard. There's even a box of Strawberry Smiggles if you look hard enough.)
A fucking hipstor bitch with freaky ass space eyeballs...
LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!