Our avatars are in a room together

-Splays out on his towel-

Oogh.

I dunno. Makeup still sounds so... ehhhhhhhhhhhh to put on.

-pulls out a knife with white glowing runes on it-

-and tries to stab Luna in the stomach-

-if it connects whatever consciousness on the other side of the spell will feel like its soul is starting to be ripped out-

I don't think so, but I've been doing it for years. I've just gotten used to it.

edited 30th May '16 11:44:14 PM by ramuf

You're bigger than you look...how long do I need to wear you?

'ow many years? If you're apparently actually old enough to be a granny?

GIVE ME A FEW DAYS, I GUESS, TO PUT SOMETHING TOGETHER. THAT OUGHTA COMPENSATE HOWEVER MUCH I GET OUT OF YOU.

edited 30th May '16 11:48:07 PM by Rivux

Hm...

-Thinks about that for a second-

Probably around six thousand years or so.

-you fucking what-

-The first thing that knife would run into is a hard light shield that activates as it attempts to connect-

-The second is those claws that Luna did not have just a few seconds ago attempting to cut right through it with enough force to cut steel-

-And the spell concealing her starts to flicker and fade-

-You know have a full grown dragon woman with glowing red eyes staring at you◊-

I will offer you one more chance to just take that deal considering the terms heavily favour you

-Tail meanwhile scoops back up her rifle from earlier-

-Nod nods-

And what does strength do?

edited 30th May '16 11:51:13 PM by Imca

...CRISPY FUCKIN' CRACKERS- you serious?! Holy shit! That's way older than I thought you was! That's like... That's like, old enough to be a granny a bajillion times over!

....

Let me think.

No.

-there is a flash of orange lightning-

-a loud snap, and the garage is completely blow to hell in a sphere of green light-

There's... a lot that I can do. I don't think I even know about all of it. Which is- fine with me.

The most important things are that I can't die normally. And I can summon any kind of technology I want.

-Amused smile-

Pretty much, yeah. I'm not actually a grandma, though. I never had any kids.

edited 30th May '16 11:55:37 PM by ramuf

-Annnd gone, but you know what else is?-

-The Iso-

How does the later relay to strength?

edited 30th May '16 11:57:40 PM by Imca

Yeesh.

-Rolls around in his towel to wrap it around himself-

You never find someone you wanna bang an' have kids with?

-Fen is gone, the Iso is also gone, unless Luna can move faster than attosecond-

-Just laughs out loud right then and there-

Man, you don't pull any punches, do you? That's not something people usually just up and say.

-Laughs a little bit more-

I'm just not very interested in being a mom.

That was just... a weird way of saying it. All I meant was that I- got all of their power.

-Luna herself does not really react in the event of what just happened, but no she cant-

-But if that was in any way related to teleportation the Iso was not caught in it-

-sighs-

Kay....

-Grins extra wide-

Holdin' back ain't one a the things they tried teachin' me in the coliseum! Heh, but naw I think I can getcha.

-Lays down on his back-

I mean, I totally wanna bang someone some day but I don't want it leadin' to kids. I'm deeeeeefinitely not "dad material."

...You aren't bothered, are you?

-Can't help but Laugh Some More-

I wouldn't worry about that. There's ways to avoid it.

edited 31st May '16 12:06:32 AM by ramuf

Yeah? You mean aside from keepin' it outside?

No, just confused, but thats a state that seems to apply half the time any way, so I dont mind too much.

(Luna has the flag)

(But I'm tired)

Yep. Lots of ways.

You could look them up sometime if you're curious.

...I'm not very good at explaining things, but I can try. If you want.

-nod nods-

I am very happy to listen.

-squints-

But then I'd have to read..............

-Shucks his wet headband off while he's at it-

Okay. What exactly are you... confused about?

What's so bad about that?

How does technology relate to the power of your gods?