Does What You Don't
-barricades the door-
"All worlds begin in darkness and all so end. The heart is no different."-Ansem
-rips the door off its hinges and throws it at Dante's head-
-runs inside, breathing heavily-
Office! OFFICE! Where'd I put my office!?!
edited 11th Feb '12 7:13:40 AM by MacDuffy
Does What You Don't
-catches the door and sets it on the ground-
You're not allowed in here.
"All worlds begin in darkness and all so end. The heart is no different."-Ansem
-puts his hands on Dante's shoulders and shakes him violently-
DAMMNIT, MAN! I don't have much time, anymore! I've got to get my stuff from the office and bail as fast as I can, don't you see that!?
Does What You Don't
Then get it and go.
Still Dante
"All worlds begin in darkness and all so end. The heart is no different."-Ansem
I don't remember where my office here is, I just told you!
-shakes him harder-
HOWCANIGETMYSTUFFIFIDON'TKNOWWHEREITIS!?
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah....
.....No.
Does What You Don't
Its up stairs still.
What was that?
"All worlds begin in darkness and all so end. The heart is no different."-Ansem
No No No.
-looks out the window-
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah...
No....No.....I SLEPT TOO LOOOOOOOOOOOONG!!!
pirate girl
Doomguy: huh? wha?
Sonic: -jumps to his feet-
Matt: What was that?
Prinny: I don't think we know, dood!
Does What You Don't
What the hell's going on?
"All worlds begin in darkness and all so end. The heart is no different."-Ansem
Out of time....Out of time!
Alright, uh....-hands Dante a remote- You watch the news and...I'll go get my things!
-bolts upstairs-
Does What You Don't
Oookay.
-looks at the remote-
What am I supposed to do with this?
"All worlds begin in darkness and all so end. The heart is no different."-Ansem
-shouts from downstairs-
It's a TV Remote, you dense bastard! You use it to watch TV!
SO TURN ON THE TV!!
Does What You Don't
What TV?
"All worlds begin in darkness and all so end. The heart is no different."-Ansem
You don't have a-oh for GOD'S SAKE!
-the sounds of cords ripping can be heard upstairs-
-A TV falls through the ceiling and lands in front of Dante-
THERE!
-a familiar looking elephant comes crashing through the wall-
-with an even more familiar annoying paperclip coming right behind-
We did it boy! We've finally managed to get you out of that room! After so many long days of walking through endless desserts, savage jungles, active volcanos, and fending off mutant scorpions and rabid naked mole rats, we've finally managed to...
-looks around-
Oh, never mind... Hello again misters!
O hai. Liked my re-introduction?
edited 11th Feb '12 7:34:26 AM by WackyPancake
"I like girls, but now, it's about justice."
pirate girl
Doomguy: Ugh, not you again...
Does What You Don't
Ok.
-installs the TV and turns on the news-
Hey you! Keep it down!
"All worlds begin in darkness and all so end. The heart is no different."-Ansem
-sits to watch TV-
Let's see what's happening in the world today...
"I like girls, but now, it's about justice."
Does What You Don't
And you are?
"All worlds begin in darkness and all so end. The heart is no different."-Ansem
Are you talking to me mister?
"I like girls, but now, it's about justice."
Does What You Don't
Yes I am.
"All worlds begin in darkness and all so end. The heart is no different."-Ansem
Oh, I'm Clippit, but you can call me Clippy, Professional Assistant! I'm here to help! And this...
-points to elephant-
Is my elephant!
-waves hi with his trunk-
"I like girls, but now, it's about justice."
pirate girl
Doomguy: Seriously, paperclip, what are you doing back here.
-begins to kick the door-